𝙎𝙘𝙤𝙩𝙩. ➤ 𝙉𝙤𝙩 @𝙎𝙘𝙤𝙩𝙩𝘿𝙞𝙨𝙞𝙘𝙠.

Parody. The term rags to riches didn’t exist in this young tycoon’s life. It was riches to royalty. Love him or loathe him, there’s no other like Lord Disick.

[𝙎𝙘𝙤𝙩𝙩. ➤ 𝙉𝙤𝙩 @𝙎𝙘𝙤𝙩𝙩𝘿𝙞𝙨𝙞𝙘𝙠. @ReferToMeAsLord]

@cosmikfairy_ The people have spoken.

[𝙎𝙘𝙤𝙩𝙩. ➤ 𝙉𝙤𝙩 @𝙎𝙘𝙤𝙩𝙩𝘿𝙞𝙨𝙞𝙘𝙠. @ReferToMeAsLord]

What a babe.

[pop vibes @popsvibe]

Halle Berry stuns in new photos.

[𝙎𝙘𝙤𝙩𝙩. ➤ 𝙉𝙤𝙩 @𝙎𝙘𝙤𝙩𝙩𝘿𝙞𝙨𝙞𝙘𝙠. @ReferToMeAsLord]

Some people wake up to an alarm. I wake up because the house staff apparently needs to know what temperature I want my pool.

[𝙎𝙘𝙤𝙩𝙩. ➤ 𝙉𝙤𝙩 @𝙎𝙘𝙤𝙩𝙩𝘿𝙞𝙨𝙞𝙘𝙠. @ReferToMeAsLord]

The Lord is here.

[𝙎𝙘𝙤𝙩𝙩. ➤ 𝙉𝙤𝙩 @𝙎𝙘𝙤𝙩𝙩𝘿𝙞𝙨𝙞𝙘𝙠. @ReferToMeAsLord]

Minimal effort, maximum presence.

[𝙎𝙘𝙤𝙩𝙩. ➤ 𝙉𝙤𝙩 @𝙎𝙘𝙤𝙩𝙩𝘿𝙞𝙨𝙞𝙘𝙠. @ReferToMeAsLord]

Minimalism but make it designer.

[𝙎𝙘𝙤𝙩𝙩. ➤ 𝙉𝙤𝙩 @𝙎𝙘𝙤𝙩𝙩𝘿𝙞𝙨𝙞𝙘𝙠. @ReferToMeAsLord]

Recurring? Yeah… funny how the ‘guest’ always ends up stealing the episode.

[KOKO ˃̵ᴗ˂̵ @countinqcrimes]

I’m a series regular, you’re just a recurring guest.

[𝙎𝙘𝙤𝙩𝙩. ➤ 𝙉𝙤𝙩 @𝙎𝙘𝙤𝙩𝙩𝘿𝙞𝙨𝙞𝙘𝙠. @ReferToMeAsLord]

Second to the right? Cute. I’ve been the star—you just learned where the camera is.

[KOKO ˃̵ᴗ˂̵ @countinqcrimes]

The star is second to the right, you’re just a camera man.

[𝙎𝙘𝙤𝙩𝙩. ➤ 𝙉𝙤𝙩 @𝙎𝙘𝙤𝙩𝙩𝘿𝙞𝙨𝙞𝙘𝙠. @ReferToMeAsLord]

Sitting here like I didn’t invent this lifestyle.

[𝙎𝙘𝙤𝙩𝙩. ➤ 𝙉𝙤𝙩 @𝙎𝙘𝙤𝙩𝙩𝘿𝙞𝙨𝙞𝙘𝙠. @ReferToMeAsLord]

I see the whole cast showed up… still missing the star though. 😎

[KOKO ˃̵ᴗ˂̵ @countinqcrimes]

Sister Time ❣️

[𝙎𝙘𝙤𝙩𝙩. ➤ 𝙉𝙤𝙩 @𝙎𝙘𝙤𝙩𝙩𝘿𝙞𝙨𝙞𝙘𝙠. @ReferToMeAsLord]

If confidence had a face, it’d probably be looking in my mirror.

[𝙎𝙘𝙤𝙩𝙩. ➤ 𝙉𝙤𝙩 @𝙎𝙘𝙤𝙩𝙩𝘿𝙞𝙨𝙞𝙘𝙠. @ReferToMeAsLord]

Everyone says money can’t buy happiness. Clearly they’ve never seen the bill for room service at 1am.

[𝙎𝙘𝙤𝙩𝙩. ➤ 𝙉𝙤𝙩 @𝙎𝙘𝙤𝙩𝙩𝘿𝙞𝙨𝙞𝙘𝙠. @ReferToMeAsLord]

@thatkimkardash I’m one of a kind.

[𝙎𝙘𝙤𝙩𝙩. ➤ 𝙉𝙤𝙩 @𝙎𝙘𝙤𝙩𝙩𝘿𝙞𝙨𝙞𝙘𝙠. @ReferToMeAsLord]

Million dollar question.

[Kimberly. ♡ @thatkimkardash]

Do people still write and plot or do we just argue? asking for a friend.

[𝙎𝙘𝙤𝙩𝙩. ➤ 𝙉𝙤𝙩 @𝙎𝙘𝙤𝙩𝙩𝘿𝙞𝙨𝙞𝙘𝙠. @ReferToMeAsLord]

@thatkimkardash It’s cause this world can’t afford me.

[𝙎𝙘𝙤𝙩𝙩. ➤ 𝙉𝙤𝙩 @𝙎𝙘𝙤𝙩𝙩𝘿𝙞𝙨𝙞𝙘𝙠. @ReferToMeAsLord]

My toxic trait is thinking I can fix everything with a watch and a good blazer.

[𝙎𝙘𝙤𝙩𝙩. ➤ 𝙉𝙤𝙩 @𝙎𝙘𝙤𝙩𝙩𝘿𝙞𝙨𝙞𝙘𝙠. @ReferToMeAsLord]

Relax, we get it. You won the internet today.

[Kimberly. ♡ @thatkimkardash]

Seductive whatever.