pico de gallo.

┈──━ ┆〔 𝗛𝗔𝗥𝗗𝗟𝗜𝗡𝗘 〕Excuse me. I am dangerous. I am bisexual. I am in love with a convicted felon. I’m new in town. || parody account.

[pico de gallo. @ReflexiveWit]

❝Who’s down for an old-fashioned game of quantum splice?❞

— Earth 70 Francisco "Paco" Ramon.
— The worst roommate ever.
— Would trade you for a cheeto.
— And yeah, the beard? It's staying.
rt?

[pico de gallo. @ReflexiveWit]

Erma.

[pico de gallo. @ReflexiveWit]

Caity crush me with your thighs challenge.

[pico de gallo. @ReflexiveWit]

You’re foxy as hell. Have I mentioned that lately?

[cait. @belleanimosus]

mm?

[pico de gallo. @ReflexiveWit]

@belleanimosus Ma’am.

[pico de gallo. @ReflexiveWit]

I AM ALIVE.

[pico de gallo. @ReflexiveWit]

EXCUSE ME.

[pico de gallo. @ReflexiveWit]

@astuteshrewd There’s something uniquely hypnotic about the gesture, or maybe it’s just her; the liquid mahogany pull of those expressive eyes that has him putting down his gunpowder to float closer like a moth to light.

“I’m not in trouble, am I?”

[pico de gallo. @ReflexiveWit]

@astuteshrewd His thumbs knead into the tight knots as he leans down, lips brushing her ear. Their evenings are surprisingly docile for what a pair eternally on the transdimensional ‘most wanted criminals’ list.

“Lucky for you, I already started the water.”

[pico de gallo. @ReflexiveWit]

Eat ass, you crusty nosed freak.

[pico de gallo. @ReflexiveWit]

@astuteshrewd Side-effect of lockup at the state pen.

Good thing no prison really can hold them.

[pico de gallo. @ReflexiveWit]

@astuteshrewd Wiggly brows and a wide, boyish grin.

“That’s my girl.”

[pico de gallo. @ReflexiveWit]

@astuteshrewd A firm, calloused grip slides over her shoulders, skidding slowly over the heavy tension embedded under flush, silken skin.

“How about both?”

[pico de gallo. @ReflexiveWit]

There’s only enough room in his heart for one (1) woman.

[pico de gallo. @ReflexiveWit]

Yawns.

He’s alive.

[pico de gallo. @ReflexiveWit]

He’s about to break somebody’s spine.

No clue who, but it’s gonna happen.

[pico de gallo. @ReflexiveWit]

@bentdelinquent Flips him the bird.

“I got my own smokes, thanks.”

Cait’s been trying (unsuccessfully) to make him stop for the better part of three years, but hey. You win some, you lose some.

[pico de gallo. @ReflexiveWit]

Crack?

Never heard of it.

[pico de gallo. @ReflexiveWit]

Conversations he's probably had with Cait, part one.

[pico de gallo. @ReflexiveWit]

He's debating the pros and cons of adding @emeraldidiocy to their next big gig.

"Look," Paco tells @astuteshrewd, raising his palms for emphasis. "I know he's a dumbass, but he's a dumbass highly trained in assassination."