Craig R. Clarkson

Knows how to get to Bell's Canyon.

[Craig R. Clarkson @ReformedProf]

Like an MMA fighter snatching up a lost mouthguard from the canvas and popping it right back into his mouth, I snatched up my dropped cookie from the sidewalk outside Penland. (That's analogous, right?) #badass

[Craig R. Clarkson @ReformedProf]

Can we please stop referring to everyone except the linemen as the "skilled positions"? They are all skilled positions.

[Craig R. Clarkson @ReformedProf]

@ThrillaRilla369 Yes I ate this, too, and yes you were poor.

[Craig R. Clarkson @ReformedProf]

I don't know what's wrong with my wife and kids, my students and colleagues. Gemini thinks I'm brilliant and insightful. It tells me all the time. AI wouldn't fake that, right? #SoundsLegit

[Craig R. Clarkson @ReformedProf]

"There's no normal life, Wyatt, it's just life. Get on with it"

-@valkilmer as Doc Holiday, TOMBSTONE

[Craig R. Clarkson @ReformedProf]

@VoiceofBears if you aren't at the Ferrell for @BaylorVBall you're missing a great one against #18 Minnesota!

[Craig R. Clarkson @ReformedProf]

How many @LittleDebbie Nutty Bars in a day is too many? Asking for a friend.

[Craig R. Clarkson @ReformedProf]

You know I'm very sleepy grading student work when I have to run to the vending machine mid-afternoon for "emergency @Skittles "

[Craig R. Clarkson @ReformedProf]

Can the peppers in pepper jack cheese count as veggies? #askingforafriend

[Craig R. Clarkson @ReformedProf]

I'm the guy behind the guy that runs this program and is in the story.

‘Seminars for Excellence in Teaching’ series explores classroom strategies https://t.co/XjCBcu1y0b via @bulariat

[Craig R. Clarkson @ReformedProf]

With a field trip Saturday to the @KimbellArt museum and also the Botanical Gardens, I may regret getting my COVID booster on Wednesday. #miniSymptoms #sleepless

[Craig R. Clarkson @ReformedProf]

Congratulations, Coach @RyanMcGuyre, for your landmark 182 wins - most wins over a coach's tenure in @BaylorVBall program history. Let's make it 183 on Wednesday in the Ferrell Center @Baylor!!! Sic'em, Bears! @BaylorAthletics

[Craig R. Clarkson @ReformedProf]

Mourning the death of a seminary professor who had more profound influence than he would know. I lay awake nights playing thru theological implications & searching to articulate theological ideas. Thanks, Prof Lee, for inspiring my novice theological mind in the early 2000s.❤️

[Craig R. Clarkson @ReformedProf]

The weather is here.
Wish you were extremely, soul-crushingly face-melting hot.

[Craig R. Clarkson @ReformedProf]

Trying to do so many things at once at home that my living room looks like a hoarder moved in with me while Kel is visiting her Mom.

[Craig R. Clarkson @ReformedProf]

Can't sleep. So here I am listening to educational YouTube about the Andrea Dorea and thinking about that last @JELLO Pudding Cup in the refrigerator.

[Craig R. Clarkson @ReformedProf]

Why do low budget sci fi films make the inside of the alien mothership look like a dark, damp, fetid dungeon?

[Craig R. Clarkson @ReformedProf]

Do you have a friend name MO and does he like to follow a particular way of doing things?

[Craig R. Clarkson @ReformedProf]

Okay, people. Can we please stop spelling "whoa" with H at the end "woah"? Is it that "yeah" has an H on the end?