Bob Mallory

Former TV news anchor. Self-employed copywriter, creative strategist, and occasional GOP political consultant since 2009. Married with a bunch of kids.

[Amber Brittain-Hale @DrBrittainHale]

@PalmerLuckey @BalaSelvam @ABC One of my favorite genres of X posts is when @PalmerLuckey goes direct. This is a lesson for founders, industry leaders, and the like- do not accept becoming a hostage to low-effort journalism, media sloppiness and agendized reporting.

[Bob Mallory @ReformingJrnlsm]

@RazorFist

[Bob Mallory @ReformingJrnlsm]

@DaddyWarpig This probably could have been avoided if they had just given Tom the Oscar he deserved for Tropic Thunder

[Bob Mallory @ReformingJrnlsm]

@Cernovich When I first got married in '98, I rented us a house for $425 a month. Today, that exact same house rents for $2,400/mo. Different universes.

[Bob Mallory @ReformingJrnlsm]

Add "what are we even doing here" to the list

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

There are still lots of people using "that wasn't on my bingo card" and "thank you for coming to my Ted Talk" jokes in the current year and I believe those people should all be arrested and thrown into a volcano. I'm sorry but I don't know what other choice we have at this point

[Bob Mallory @ReformingJrnlsm]

@EdLatimore Yeah, you blink and the time's gone. I used to hold my boys like little footballs when they were first born. Now they're taller than me and I think, how'd that happen?

[BowTiedBull.eth - Read Pinned or NGMI @BowTiedBull]

In a way biz is the opposite of school. Keep trying a bunch of stuff and if it fails you are getting better anyway

School teaches people they have to pass the exam or else they fail. Biz is reverse. Try a bunch otherwise you will fail.

[Bob Mallory @ReformingJrnlsm]

Whoa! Mind blown!

[NBC News @NBCNews]

Keeping your fridge and freezer closed is the best way to keep food fresh for as long as possible. - @nbcselected https://t.co/0SPXWAl2d0

[Bob Mallory @ReformingJrnlsm]

@spencer_askew This was one of the all-time greats.

[Bob Mallory @ReformingJrnlsm]

50 username changes 😂🤣😂

[William Drell @DrellWilliam]

When the laziest engagement slop shows up on your feed.

[Bob Mallory @ReformingJrnlsm]

@DaddyWarpig How did this not go viral???

[Bob Mallory @ReformingJrnlsm]

Boss level.

[6ɪx✦ @6ixxtar]

When I was nine, our teacher made us write letters to "our heroes" for a writing unit. Most kids chose their parents, or Michael Jordan, or the President. For some reason, I was deeply obsessed with the golden age of piracy, so I wrote my letter to Blackbeard. It was a very aggressive letter demanding to know where he hid his treasure and warning him that "the British Navy is coming for you." My teacher, Mrs. Gable, instead of explaining that Blackbeard had been dead since 1718, actually looked up a historical museum in Ocracoke, North Carolina, and mailed the letter there. Three months later, I got a package at school. It was a hand-stained parchment scroll sealed with actual red wax. The museum staff had written back in character as Blackbeard’s ghost, telling me the treasure was "buried in the minds of those who read books" (which was a bit of a cop-out, honestly), but they also included a replica Spanish piece of eight. I was the coolest kid in third grade for a week.

[Bob Mallory @ReformingJrnlsm]

cc: @OwenBenjamin

[Red Pilled America @RedPilled_USA]

How could a man that could only communicate at one word per minute produce so many pages of text? We investigate Stephen Hawking and discover that his story doesn't add up.

Watch full Hawking the Machine video in replies.

[Bob Mallory @ReformingJrnlsm]

Sorry, but I just check out on this stuff these days. I'm 54 I've been hearing these crap imminent civilizational collapse fairytales for 40+ years. I remember people saying the US government was going to collapse in the 1980s when the nat'l debt was $2 billionish.

[Alex Jones @RealAlexJones]

⚠️WARNING: "Going Into This Fall, We're Headed Into A Perfect Storm Scenario!"

Respected Futurist Matt Bracken Predicts A Massive Civilizational Collapse & New Dark Age Due To A Convergence Of Crises Caused By Trump's Iran War

[Bob Mallory @ReformingJrnlsm]

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[Joshua Lisec, The Ghostwriter @JoshuaLisec]

The older I get

the more I realize

Copywriting, Hypnosis, and Parenting

are the same discipline.

[Oilfield Rando @Oilfield_Rando]

I was afraid of having kids my whole life and days after my first I am so mad at myself for not starting sooner.

This is the absolute best.

I love this little stinker so freaking much.

Find a good woman and have kids. ASAP. Churn em out.

[Bob Mallory @ReformingJrnlsm]

@farmingandJesus Same

[Old Stock Appalachian 🇺🇸 @TheAmRev]

The Heritage American debate isn’t just about severing your connection to the American past.

The more sinister idea is that what you do today carries no inheritance forward.

Serve your country. Build something. Sacrifice. Endure. Die for it.

Then be told your descendants have no special claim to your story, no right to take pride in your sacrifice, no deeper connection because of what you gave.

Once you convince a people that inheritance, lineage, and posterity mean nothing, you’ve weakened one of the oldest reasons men sacrifice for a future they’ll never live to see.

That is fertile ground for any system that wants loyalty transferred from family and inheritance to the state.

[Bob Mallory @ReformingJrnlsm]

@DaddyWarpig Sometimes I feel like community notes just aren't that necessary

[Bob Mallory @ReformingJrnlsm]

NEVER leaving this app...

[Owen Benjamin 🐻 @OwenBenjamin]

“Jesse is a friend, he’s establishing that” hahaha
People are really figuring out how depraved the boomers were.
Rick Springfield also admitted to killing a random Vietnamese guy when you toured there. True story