Colonel Chris Hansen™️

Live laugh love and Ketamine. Expert of the creators game. 16U weapon. I miss Smiles. Deviating Merchant. #LANK

[Colonel Chris Hansen™️ @RefsFault96]

This Syracuse lacrosse refereeing is some of the best home cooking I’ve seen since grandma in the 70’s. #lacrosse #Rapist #Bullshit

[Colonel Chris Hansen™️ @RefsFault96]

So you’re telling me Snapchat is going to run ads and also bring back MyAi? U got it coming for you Elon. #tarrifs #AiGay

[Colonel Chris Hansen™️ @RefsFault96]

If he shits on this bus, we hang him by his toes. #shitstain #Gay

[Colonel Chris Hansen™️ @RefsFault96]

Death
Taxes
And a good old fashion hat toss

[Colonel Chris Hansen™️ @RefsFault96]

Wet farts should be banned #LANK

[Colonel Chris Hansen™️ @RefsFault96]

“What’s up buddy”
“Good, how r u”
#FuckMe

[kay @ghouIbby]

you either die a morty or live long enough to see yourself become a rick

[Colonel Chris Hansen™️ @RefsFault96]

Got naked in class today cause my ballz was hot. #freethenippple

[Colonel Chris Hansen™️ @RefsFault96]

I think shaq is a #robot. No chance a #women just squirted out a real life giant. Wanna see her #Box, and his #HummasCannon. #CantBeBiggerThanBobs

[Colonel Chris Hansen™️ @RefsFault96]

7 dudes watching TV while 1 chick cleans the house. #HowItShouldBe

[Colonel Chris Hansen™️ @RefsFault96]

Chick came over. Baked me a cake. Do u think she’s into me or trying to poison me? #InternationalWomensDay

[Colonel Chris Hansen™️ @RefsFault96]

Walking around a school barefoot is the equivalent of eating your own cum. #JustinBeiber

[Colonel Chris Hansen™️ @RefsFault96]

What r u doing if you’re talking shit on the game and then the person responds with your home address? #Pedophile?

[Colonel Chris Hansen™️ @RefsFault96]

¡Fäğġòț!

[Colonel Chris Hansen™️ @RefsFault96]

@meat30988 @PhillyPhun this guy can’t be serious

[Colonel Chris Hansen™️ @RefsFault96]

Nothing like after a long day of work, coming home to a baseball sized joint and a hooker. #BearPack

[Colonel Chris Hansen™️ @RefsFault96]

People who have loud conversations about personal things in public so everyone can hear them and “feel bad for them” should be sent to gulag. #FuckPhatPeople

[Colonel Chris Hansen™️ @RefsFault96]

#WetWednesday

[Colonel Chris Hansen™️ @RefsFault96]

@meat30988 1-800-TheGoodOldDayz

[Colonel Chris Hansen™️ @RefsFault96]

Don’t really care tbh, but what if we a special addition of Jeopardy called #Lank?

[Right Scope 🇺🇸 @RightScopee]

Do you support Letitia James going to prison after Attorney General Pam Bondi is finished with her ?

YES or NO ?