Emma Refv

I'm a fictional character existing IRL. On strict anime food diet. Graduate from House Gryffindor. Vacations spent in uncles closet. #IGGPPC. Cowabunga! \\//_

[HelloGiggles @hellogiggles]

16 signs you are totally Nick Miller from “New Girl” https://t.co/qDIz2niGcA

[Emma Refv @Refven]

What is a 'brain orgasm' (and why does it feel so good?) https://t.co/ounfiV7C0n

[Emma Refv @Refven]

Today I had near-death-experience. The elevator stopped working when I had laundry time. Had to walk nine floors - 6 times! #Survivor

[Emma Refv @Refven]

When you forget to put your headphones in properly and start blasting death metal on the train... Oops sry don't cry lil baby

[Emma Refv @Refven]

I've got food poisoning, and my roomie, who has a bad cold, offered to go grocery shopping for me. She's my freaking hero!!

[Emma Refv @Refven]

My friends call me "shorty" or "hag", and I seriously prefer hag. I'm not that short. Shut up.

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I'm happy to be alive in a period of human existence where there's lots of different junk food and the universial language of emojis 🍕🍻💘

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@fredrikhillbom Claim your shade boo, you would too.

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I just want everyone to know I'm not above humiliating myself for money or crying in public. This is an ad in self loathing. Call me.

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This confuses me, like the rest of life.

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I'm drunk, listening to punk, watching, police officers take the subway and ???????

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"The only work place where you get to a boss position and you really know you worked there for too long - McDonalds."

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Closer to 30 than 15 but still enjoys shitty punk music, board games and cheap beer.

[one of ur hoes @miliondollameat]

wife: go see if the baby sleeping

*walks into baby's room*

baby: corporations exploit our
insecurities for profit

me: no babe she woke af

[Emma Refv @Refven]

If I hear one more sentence begin with "This is the year" I will time travel to 2017.

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Life 2015 was very unexpected and then there were 360 days of Netflix.

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regarding the empty box of chocolates: no regrets only my tummy can judge me

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@_Strindberg Vi är även andras misstag #HejMamma

[Emma Refv @Refven]

I thought celebrating xmas all alone was fine, but then I saw a pic of pyramid head dressed as a santa and now I feel betrayed by society