Regan Scanlon

SHU 2020
PDT
Too tall for most things

[Regan Scanlon @ReganScanlon1]

The fact I just got an ad for a “sad boy playlist” may be the most I’ve ever been disrespected.

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Shout out to my building for telling me they were gonna work on our hot water heater an hour before

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To no one’s surprise I have discovered that I am just not built for Florida

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This pigeon sitting across from my window is the closest thing I’ve got to an in-office coworker and honestly I can’t complain

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It would take me much less time to workout if I didn’t need to keep replaying the same three songs.

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All these girls had crushes on Danny Phantom and wonder why they get ghosted 🤔

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I wish someone checked in on me as much as Cluck-U South Orange does. 😥

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@RyanMc__ You’re literally who I was thinking of when making this tweet

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Guys that scream at other people in online games are the gamer version of Karens

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I’m sick of people pretending Friends is better than New Girl

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@PlayStation Classic mask off scen

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Voting Biden on the table in front of your republican father is something no voting booth could ever replicate

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Sometimes I think humans aren’t naturally evil, then I remember when someone wrote “George kills Lennie” on the first page of our school’s copy of “Of Mice and Men”.

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So do people just watch Black Mirror and think “aww yeah that’d be a great idea!”? Cause I need to know ...

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Eurovision Song Contest: the Story Of Fire Saga on Netflix is an absolute sleeper of a movie. Would HIGHLY RECOMMEND

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Professors: “I remember when I was in college, gosh I could barely afford to buy food.”

Also professors: “This $125.00 online ebook is absolutely necessary to this class and you all have to get it..”

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@_Megan_Margaret Idk that’s a lot of commitment...

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Ahh they finally sell my size in stores

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@Megan_Scime If I’m being honest I went for a frosty...

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I just had such a delightful interaction with a Wendy’s employee that I thought I was at a chick-fil-a for a solid minute