sam

[Kajol Srinivasan @LOLrakshak]

Bear Grylls: Have some elephant poop tea
Akshay: No problem. I drink cow urine daily
Bear Grylls: To go Into The Wild?
Akshay: No, to go Into Politics

[Vir Das @thevirdas]

Personally I'm shocked to discover that young actors sometimes smoke weed together for fun. Shocking. Just shocking.

How dare they behave like their audience? They've got no right.

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

the human wiped away my eye booger. only to pet it back onto me. i have never experienced such betrayal

[Jon Cryer @MrJonCryer]

Is that why, after he left, it lasted for 4 more years and I won an Emmy for Best Actor in a Comedy?

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Watson. At first we thought he was just a chonky bumblebee, but turns out he’s been incorgnito the whole time. 14/10

[Sagar @sagarcasm]

I am really disappointed with the Indian Media. It’s afternoon and I still don’t know what Rhea Chakraborty ate for breakfast

[Brian J. Smith @BrianJacobSmith]

I still get chills when I see this. The energy of the @sense8 fans was incredible, all of us singing together and dancing like maniacs! We gotta do this again sometime, eh? Something to look forward to post-corona perhaps?

[Faye DSouza @fayedsouza]

This number is really scary guys.

Our economy has shrunk by a quarter!

Q1 GDP comes in at -23.9% . Experts I spoke to expected this number to be closer to -12% . This is really bad

[Masaba @MasabaG]

Kis kis ne binge kiya ?! Mazaa Aaya? Tell me in everything in the comments below!! #masabamasaba
@NetflixIndia wearing my fav look from this collection and it’s now LIVE!

[Masaba @MasabaG]

They were people who dissed/disliked & dissuaded me from doing this show even before we started filming.Some,even while filming. But Here we are...I’ve learnt that My instinct is my best friend & soulmate,it should be yours too. 🙏🏼 #MasabaMasaba

[Faye DSouza @fayedsouza]

Dear TV news Channels,
- 80,000 covid cases in one day
- GDP growth number might be negative for the first time ever
- China violates status quo in Ladakh
- Severe job loss esp among youth
- JEE &NEET to be held amidst raging floods & pandemic

For heaven’s sake, do you jobs!

[Marvel Studios @MarvelStudios]

You will always be our King.

[key. @keywilliamss]

It’s not lost on me the way the internet bullied Chadwick Boseman the last two years about his appearance, him looking tired, etc to the point where he began deleting photos while he was fighting for his life. You truly never know what people are going through. BE KIND.

[Kavya @Sarcasmazing]

A very happy birthday to #VarunKapoor, the man who gave me my most favourite character ever on ITV ❤ Sanskaar is love and your acting skills just added to the perfection of the character. You lived him and we loved him cos of YOU! Come back soon on our TV screen VK!

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

Such a brutal loss. RIP, Chadwick.