Reggie “Meat Missile” Callahan

IQ: 142 | 315 Bench | ‘09 Spelling Bee Champ|Peter Millar Purist| Pants Beer HOFer | Patriot | Pure Tank Cleaner | #ComeToTheSip

[Reggie “Meat Missile” Callahan @ReggieCallahan7]

Sounds like a dream come true ! Who wouldn’t want to be in India over winter break ? #Smelly #MoobieIsSingle #Curry

[Reggie “Meat Missile” Callahan @ReggieCallahan7]

Nothing like the feeling of looking like a fat retarded newborn baby after getting your haircut

[Reggie “Meat Missile” Callahan @ReggieCallahan7]

Blowing off some steam in the red lands by degenerately betting on an animal being ridden by a little Mexican in full sear sucker before heading back to the blue ocean of the CAC.

[Reggie “Meat Missile” Callahan @ReggieCallahan7]

Fifth roommate moving into the baseball house and he’s a patriot. #Cheers

[Reggie “Meat Missile” Callahan @ReggieCallahan7]

“But she has a monitor on her arm for diabetes” Good text to receive from the boy as he’s inside a soft 4. Need to get this kid on a leash. Cheers !

[Reggie “Meat Missile” Callahan @ReggieCallahan7]

Big dawgs go eat and puppies stay on the porch. #2for2 #SippingGlass #JerseyJerry #TogaTony

[Reggie “Meat Missile” Callahan @ReggieCallahan7]

Wise words from a beautiful woman.

[FCF Freddy @FCF_Freddy]

Unlike most actresses, Inde Navarrette says she’s actually more attracted to guys who work in private credit as opposed to private equity. “There’s just something about a man who understands a credit agreement.”, she added.

[Reggie “Meat Missile” Callahan @ReggieCallahan7]

Massive day here. Richard “Dick” Hammer birthday. Cheers to many sluts for you tonight Mr. Hammer

[Reggie “Meat Missile” Callahan @ReggieCallahan7]

Holy Nailgun beast. Only find true beauty’s like this in the CAC. How’s ya beava #DoubleCollar #Gunshow

[Conrad “Big D” Throckmorton @ConradThrock]

The left doesn’t know what versatility means.
#LANK

[Reggie “Meat Missile” Callahan @ReggieCallahan7]

Long distance boyfriend just got posted slide 15 of 15. Gotta feel bad for the kid #ItsOver #CACGirl

[Reggie “Meat Missile” Callahan @ReggieCallahan7]

Women breastfeeding in the middle of Cava. Wow! Talk about a gritty ballplayer nip is out and about #FreeTheNip #Milk #Fairlife #LetMeGetASip

[Reggie “Meat Missile” Callahan @ReggieCallahan7]

Holy group of squids coming to the cac. Thank god there’s no chicks above a soft 4 out in Clinton, NY do these fellas might have a shot. #Nuke

[Reggie “Meat Missile” Callahan @ReggieCallahan7]

Girlfriend just moved into ASU. Hasn’t responded in 18 hours said she’s really tired from rush and the move in. LANK if you see this blonde walking around Tempe. #HamasBeauty #NoTowel.

[Reggie “Meat Missile” Callahan @ReggieCallahan7]

Fuck the Cisco bouncer. Total loser of a human

[Reggie “Meat Missile” Callahan @ReggieCallahan7]

Who I’m drinking for tonight (Ack part 3):
1. Jerry Sandusky
2. Lily Phillips
3. Nelson Mandela
4. Nicole Anniston
5. Latinas
6. Patriots

[Reggie “Meat Missile” Callahan @ReggieCallahan7]

@thecacdemigod @ATheilan27029 Love a little CAC curveball in the night. Cheers

[Reggie “Meat Missile” Callahan @ReggieCallahan7]

Who I’m drinking for tonight (Ack Edition):
1. Tony Romo
2. Cade Klubnik
3.Stay at home moms
4. Rudy Giuliani
5. Ashley Justice
6. Doug Lanpher
7. Frank Mirmadi

Special shoutout to @ATheilan27029 who is listed as ACTIVE for tonight per ESPN’s Jeff Passan

[Reggie “Meat Missile” Callahan @ReggieCallahan7]

@colebcoolidge Would rather be sent to Palestine than spend 4 years in Clinton, NY #Shrink

[Reggie “Meat Missile” Callahan @ReggieCallahan7]

@ZOrtiz9919 @AlexBil628695 type of fat you’d see at Stewart’s getting 2 scoops early in the am! #Piggy

[Reggie “Meat Missile” Callahan @ReggieCallahan7]

Good ball players are drinking vodka reds on the 8 am ferry. #Cheers #HowsYa #PantsBeersOnThe2ndDeck