it rocks that diddy has been comically evil for like 30 years in so many different disciplines. think of how wide the gulf between "shooting tupac" and "being the black epstein" is. he should get the Nobel Prize for Evil
pornbot response to a post about someone’s dad dying in a train crash in January: ░MY░PUSSY░IN░BIO░
pornbot response to a post about someone’s dad dying in a train crash in August: “I was the conductor. It crashed because I was touching myself too much”
objectively speaking, a good sandwich should display a slight perversion of nature. why does this sandwich have 3 dead animals and the milk of another? how do i have vegetables from two different temporal climates side by side beneath these bread halves? this is food for a king
Just once I'd like a coach to say "we're dying to get into a track meet with them. Our guys are better than theirs at that kind of hockey, so if we can trade chances with them that'll give us the best chance to win"