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@ChiBearsMuse Kindle Vildor

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Justin Fields has the processing speed of a flip phone

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Bud Light could try to win back some of its audience by putting Pat Robertson’s face on its cans

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Nikola Jokic has a higher passer rating than Russell Wilson

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I just spent 30 min trying to call in on a radio station for Taylor Swift tickets. This is the most 90s bullshit ever

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@ESPNStatsInfo: Steve Kerr is only the second coach in NBA history to have won four championships and to have publicly talked about social justice issues

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@VicVanTran Vaselinectomy

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Can’t wait to see another Michael Richards get cancelled 15 years from now.

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@Awesemo_Com @AwesemoNBA VanVleet

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@Awesemo_Com @SideActionHQ @AwesemoNFL Ben Utecht

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@Sony Thank you for giving my cat a home

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RIP Alex Trebek. He is the greatest game show host of all-time

[Jeopardy! @Jeopardy]

Jeopardy! is saddened to share that Alex Trebek passed away peacefully at home early this morning, surrounded by family and friends. Thank you, Alex.

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It’ll be nice to have a president who speaks English

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@Awesemo_Com @Lakers @espn @ESPNNBA @NBA @MiamiHEAT 125

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I had a dream where I met Taylor Swift and that’s honestly the best thing that’s happened to me since March.

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I just bought my first stock, and I'm already up $0.83. Who says we're in a down market?

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"Cause I'm young and I'm black and my hats real low?
Or do I look like a margarita sir I don't know

- Jay-Z "99 Problems"

[Tori Bori @torisbori]

COVID 19 in the streets, coronavirus in the sheets.

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The thing I hate most about these grocery store jokes is their shelf life.

I hate myself.

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I still can't believe that Rita Wilson has coronavirus