⌈Ugh What Is That 𝗦𝗠𝗘𝗟𝗟 !⌋

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ㅤㅤ⌈The Worst Motel Ever ~⌋
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ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ⌈ 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗥𝗘𝗚𝗥𝗘𝗧 𝗥𝗘𝗦𝗢𝗥𝗧 ⌋
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ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ❝𝗥𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱 -10/10 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗰𝗹𝗲𝗮𝗻𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗲𝘀𝘀❞
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ᅠᅠᅠThe staff members may need help
ᅠᅠᅠat times, feel free to give them a
ᅠᅠᅠhand 𝗼𝗿 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵 ~
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@whorishGwen Couldn't pay AND blaming the staff of stealing ? We might need to teach you some manners lady !

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ᅠᅠᅠDon't feel bad for the new
ᅠᅠᅠurinals, they weren't able to
ᅠᅠᅠcough up the cash for their
ᅠᅠᅠrooms and decided to pay
ᅠᅠᅠanother way
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ᅠᅠᅠWhat we do to cops and
ᅠᅠᅠany heros that wanna report
ᅠᅠᅠthe motel to the authorities 😇
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ᅠᅠᅠThe motel does have a public
ᅠᅠᅠbath-house but you may
ᅠᅠᅠleave dirtier than when you
ᅠᅠᅠentered ~
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@whorishGwen Well I'd you had just tipped him like $100 from the start you wouldn't be in this situation 🤷‍♀️

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Should have tipped the motel staff 🤷‍♀️

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ᅠᅠᅠKnow a 𝗿𝗮𝗰𝗶𝘀𝘁 𝗯𝗶𝘁𝗰𝗵 that's a
ᅠᅠᅠlittle too annoying ? Send her
ᅠᅠᅠto the motel ! We have staff
ᅠᅠᅠthat loves to rehabilitate ~
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@whorishGwen Sure ! Just take your pants off and keep your door wide open, one of our staff members will be there to help you shortly 😇

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ᅠᅠᅠUse this secret trick to get 50%
ᅠᅠᅠoff your room ! (𝗟𝗶𝗰𝗸 𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝗼𝘂𝗿
ᅠᅠᅠ𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗳𝗳 𝗺𝗲𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿'𝘀 𝘀𝗺���𝗴 𝗿𝗼𝗱 𝗰𝗹𝗲𝗮𝗻 !)
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@whorishGwen Should have tipped him more then 🤷‍♀️

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@whorishGwen Gym huh? Well we don't have a gym in the traditional sense but we have other ways you can burn some calories 🤭

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@whorishGwen 50% is the max discount you can get 😇

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ᅠᅠᅠKeep your doors at the motel
ᅠᅠᅠunlocked to allow our staff
ᅠᅠᅠto 𝘀𝗹𝗮𝗺-𝗿𝗮𝗽𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗶𝗲𝗿 ~
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ᅠᅠᅠWarning : All unattended pokemon
ᅠᅠᅠwill be 𝗿𝗮𝗽𝗲𝗱
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ᅠᅠᅠHow to get a job at the motel :
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ᅠᅠᅠ❝Room service? Yea I got
ᅠᅠᅠsome nice 𝗳𝗲𝗿𝘁𝗶𝗹𝗲 𝘀𝗼𝘂𝗽 𝗳𝗼𝗿
ᅠᅠᅠ𝘆𝗼𝘂, 𝗼𝗽𝗲𝗻 𝘄𝗶𝗱𝗲~❞
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ᅠᅠᅠWomen that look like this get
ᅠᅠᅠ100% off on all motel rooms !
ᅠᅠᅠ(they will 100% be 𝗿𝗮𝗽𝗲𝗱 𝗯𝘆
ᅠᅠᅠ𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗳𝗳 𝗺𝗲𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿𝘀 as well)
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ᅠᅠᅠWe will hire literally anyone so
ᅠᅠᅠdon't be surprised if you wake
ᅠᅠᅠup with 𝘀𝗺𝗲𝗴𝗺𝗮 𝗰𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿𝗲𝗱
ᅠᅠᅠ𝗿𝗮𝗽𝗶𝘀𝘁 𝗮𝗹𝗶𝗲𝗻 𝗱𝗶𝗰𝗸 infront of you
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ᅠᅠᅠ❝Soooo, how bad you want
ᅠᅠᅠthat discount hmmm?~❞
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ᅠᅠᅠMost heros come to the motel
ᅠᅠᅠto live out their 𝗳𝗶𝗹𝘁𝗵𝘆 𝗱𝗶𝘀𝗴𝘂𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴
ᅠᅠᅠ𝗳𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗮𝘀𝗶𝗲𝘀 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗷𝘂𝗱𝗴𝗲𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁
ᅠᅠᅠ(mostly because the staff
ᅠᅠᅠdoesn't care)
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