Ivy K Bates

[Ivy K Bates @RegularKnowles]

@pterrys Come to North Texas!!

[Ivy K Bates @RegularKnowles]

@SteveLovesAmmo Give us the baked beans we deserve!

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@elonmusk @LeahLibresco If it doesn’t have sliding doors that our kids can’t sling into the car parked next to us, we don’t want it

[Ivy K Bates @RegularKnowles]

As someone who last paid attention to figure skating in 1998, I’ll say what millennials are thinking during #Olympics2026. Do I want to watch another routine set to a 2000s film score, no. Do I want to see Malinin Step Up challenge a French guy to a hip hop quad off, absolutely.

[Ivy K Bates @RegularKnowles]

The fact that these pro curlers have regular jobs makes their accomplishments way more impressive, because what do you mean this guy meeting his billable hours and finding the time to sweep ice?!

[The Wall Street Journal @WSJ]

A personal-injury attorney in his 50s is on the cusp of becoming the oldest American Winter Olympian in history. All he needs is for one of his teammates to slip and fall. 🔗 https://t.co/8QDwMVTvJq

[Ivy K Bates @RegularKnowles]

Quite possibly the most relatable Olympic moment ever #boymom

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

NEW: Italian speed skater Francesca Lollobrigida wins gold at the Olympics, son steals the show during post race interview.

Lollobrigida won gold in the women’s 3,000-meter race on her 35th birthday.

“The message I want to show is I didn’t choose between a family, being a mom (and being a speed skater),” Lollobrigida said, according to the New York Times.

“I stopped (competed) right after my medals (a silver and a bronze) in Beijing. I was really on top of the world, you know? I was brave, so I’m really proud of myself.”

[Ivy K Bates @RegularKnowles]

The most shocking thing on Traitors is the way Michael shovels food into his mouth.

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At this point shows should be required to hire at least one neurodivergent staff member with “um, actually” power in the writing room. #comformitygate

[Ivy K Bates @RegularKnowles]

Guess we learned absolutely nothing from GoT. Quit torturing nerds. #conformitygate

[Ivy K Bates @RegularKnowles]

@KevOnStage How does @CrackerBarrel now have a better Golden Corral logo than @goldencorral ???

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Hey @UberEats it’s absolutely insane that if a menu item is 45x the normal menu price and someone accidentally orders it, that your customer service is just like “oops your bad”.

[Ivy K Bates @RegularKnowles]

No exaggeration, @CanadaDry has at least a 50% rate of flat cans every time I purchase. Where are the bubbles?!?!???

[Ivy K Bates @RegularKnowles]

At least we can all still agree that cheaters should be shamed

[Ivy K Bates @RegularKnowles]

@tkelce currently looks like I would have hung his Tigerbeat poster on my wall in 1997. #jtt #riderstrong #devonsawa

[Ivy K Bates @RegularKnowles]

@SecDuffy Make traveling with unopened baby formula easier. The way I was treated traveling with my infant by myself when I didn’t want to open formula bc I needed it to last all day was insane. Offer services similar to wheelchair service for parents who need help with strollers/car seats

[Ivy K Bates @RegularKnowles]

Guess I’m an eagles fan now???

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

Collecting Bulldogs like Infinity Stones

[Ivy K Bates @RegularKnowles]

@larsmoravy Doors that open like a minivan

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@GAFollowers Honestly the perfect test for resilience and humbleness

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@DrFrankTurek Would love to watch a current discussion with @CosmicSkeptic

[Ivy K Bates @RegularKnowles]

Anyone else’s @spotify #SpotifyWrapped not loading??