Regular Raccoon

bird house is dead. thanks for being here.

[Regular Raccoon @RegularRac]

“You say the oceans rising like I give a shit. You say the whole world’s ending. Honey it already did.”

[Regular Raccoon @RegularRac]

@XBOXSupport 3 days later and the shit is still down. You didn’t fix a fucking thing.

[grayfruit @thegrayfruit]

if I'm not supposed to pee in sinks then they should stop building them at perfect dick height

[brando uchiha @imhighkeycool]

How Puss in boots lived his first 8 lives:

[hessle audihoe @baharkhadem]

the real countdown

[Regular Raccoon @RegularRac]

Throughly convinced Christianity started by people just fucking losing it on mushrooms.

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

[flirting] i have very little money and i hate myself

[TUCKER @JERICHO]

England possessing the ball well, pretty expected given their history possessing countries too

[shirts that go hard @shirtsthtgohard]

Use code HARD30 for 30% off everything.

[Regular Raccoon @RegularRac]

It’s been snowing all day and I’m actually happy about it

[The Euclid Motel @theEuclid_Motel]

It’s time for another Bemo’s show. See you tonight!!

[Lark @king_of_limb]

Transformers if it came out in 1812

[Regular Raccoon @RegularRac]

If you need me I’ll be listening to “Purple Rain-Live in Syracuse, March 30,1985”