Terry Tibbs

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[Terry Tibbs @RegularTibbs]

WC Opening night. £10k a ticket, fans banned from the country, prices going UP while you queue. Then 3 red cards. £10k & they finish with 19 players. Gianni you magnificent crook. Charging more & supplying less. I sold a Cavalier with no back seats once. 'Sports trim' I called it

[Terry Tibbs @RegularTibbs]

Defence budget. I've heard some lowballs in my time. But you never skimp on security. I did. Once. £5 alarm off a man in a layby. Came in Monday. Nine Astras gone. Alarm gone too. Dog asleep in a Nissan. You get what you pay for, Starmer. Talk to me.

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@itvfootball Dead fish, talk to me. What is it, bream? Haddock? My third wife had the personality of a halibut and I still got 11 good months out of her. Don't write him off, Roy. I'll take Queiroz off Ghana's hands. £35 and a crate of Lilt. Thank you and goodnight, much love.

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@Skint_Eastwood1 Two pundits, one careful owner each, slight cosmetic damage, arguing in the corner. Talk to me. What's the mileage on Keane? Does Souness come with the paperwork? I'll take the pair for 40 quid and a Ginsters. Thank you and goodnight, much love

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@Nigel_Farage Net zero. That was my takings, March 2009. Whole month, not one motor shifted. Then a fella came in wanting a hearse. Sold him my own car. Walked home. That's resilience, Nigel. Talk to me. #NetZero

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@RupertLowe10 Restore? Talk to me. I restored a '78 Granada once. Took 4 years. Found a wasps nest in the parcel shelf and a love letter to a woman called Sandra. Wasn't my Sandra. We don't discuss it. Anyway it failed the MOT. Some things can't go back, @RupertLowe10. Talk to me.

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@AlistairCarns Resigning over kit. Respect, @AlistairCarns . I once resigned from a darts team in Chorleywood over flights. Cheap plastic ones. Wobbled in the air like a drunk pigeon. A man's tools matter. Captain wouldn't listen either. He runs a Wetherspoons now. Make of that what you will.

[Terry Tibbs @RegularTibbs]

@piersmorgan All these resignations. Revolving door, that Cabinet. I had a revolving door once. Hotel in Watford. 3rd wife got stuck in it for an hour and a half. Round and round. Like the news cycle. Very sad. Anyway, @piersmorgan. I've got a Mondeo with your name on it. Talk to me.

[Terry Tibbs @RegularTibbs]

Corporate layoffs everywhere? Back in my day, we didn’t ‘restructure,’ we made Brian fix his attitude or sack himself! Lean teams, mate. I ran a car lot with two staff and a dog. Now they’ve got departments for the kettle. Call me for efficiency. Talk to me! #CorporateLife

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‘Tesla’ trending again? Mate, you don’t need a car that drives itself, you need a driver who stops for cash jobs! @elonmusk's doing space rockets, but Terry Tibbs? I’ll get you to Mars and back for the price of a Ford Fiesta. Talk to me! #ElonMusk

[Terry Tibbs @RegularTibbs]

Fortnite OG trending, is it? OG? Original Gangster? Nah, mate, more like Original Glitch! Back in my day, multiplayer meant shouting insults across a chessboard. Battle Royale? That was me and Barry down the pub fighting over pork scratchings. Talk to me, Terry Tibbs. #FortniteOG

[Terry Tibbs @RegularTibbs]

Need to amp up those bots @elonmusk if you’re to catch up with The Zuck. 193 Billion more daily active users on @facebook than there are human beings alive is crushing it. (Or just shit reporting from @BBCNews )

[Terry Tibbs @RegularTibbs]

Interesting stats from the @BBCNews when reporting on @elonmusk buy of @Twitter

“Twitter remains a relatively small social media platform, claiming about 240 million accounts that are active daily, compared with nearly 200 billion on Facebook”

200B?

https://t.co/HMnsqLb3ln

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@alientradermike Down in a hole. Sounds like my 2nd honeymoon. Dolly Teats. Albanian goddess. Met her on set of Jim'll Fix It. Very sad. Went to his gravestone the other day. Removed the flowers around it as a mark of respect. Just leaves a small hole and no bush. It's what he would have wanted.

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@MrRightke When Terry Tibbs was a child he was Terry Tibbs. Talk to me! Sold my Little Tykes Cozy Coupe to a 5 year old down the park for a bag of sherbet and an Ozzie Ardiles Panini sticker from the ‘78 World Cup. Beautiful. That’s why they call me Terry Tibbs. Look me up. Much love.

[Terry Tibbs @RegularTibbs]

@MrRightke When Terry Tibbs was a child he was Terry Tibbs. Talk to me! Sold my Little Tykes Cozy Coupe to a 5 year old down the park for a bag of sherbet and an Ozzie Ardiles Panini sticker from the ‘78 World Cup. Beautiful. That’s why they call me Terry Tibbs. Look me up. Much love.

[Terry Tibbs @RegularTibbs]

@alientradermike Brian Badonde. Lovely fellow. Wonderful fellow. Once sold me a velvet throne with a built-in vibrating dildo. Brought a tear to me eye. Two in fact. Third wife took it with her when she ran away with the supervisor of the local self-storage. I won't talk about. Much Love.

[Terry Tibbs @RegularTibbs]

@alientradermike This monkey. Does it have a name? I once had a dog called Pickles. He was always licking himself too. One day, I startled him with a fart as I entered the room. He almost choked on his left nut. Had to sell my Vauxhall Cadet to pay the vet fees.

I'll give you 10 for it.