crypto 2025 so far
> trump launches shitcoin
> melania launches unrelated shitcoin day after
> ledger cofounder kidnapped along with his wife and fingers cut off
> africa launches shitcoin
> argentina launches crimecoin in collaboration with a disfigured cartoon looking mfer
> cartoon looking mfer says he "controls that n***a"
> kanye talks about cardano, bsc, and launching his own chain
> largest hack in crypto and internet history, ever — courtesy of north korea
> dave portnoy launches several scamcoins, and buys jail coin in size
> cz talks about his dog
> vitalik, toly, and raj get canceled for random silly tweets
> la vape cabal goes AWOL
> guy on NEAR livestreams girlfriend's tits
> monad, bera, uni, abstract launch
> all markets turbo nuke
> SBF comes back
AND FEBRUARY ISN'T EVEN OVER
I teared up a little writing this one for my miners 🧵
BM @everyone ,
The caves have collapsed, miners have been trapped together around our campfires; we tell stories of greater times, when crypto was fun, wholesome, when the term mi familia was thrown around
What’s Next for $HOTKEY?
We’re just getting started. With the successful launch of our v1 products—Bittensor DEX (https://t.co/QnQY2Wd4Ff) and the HotCurves DeFAI Launchpad (https://t.co/s9t0cJxhHc) on Bittensor’s Subtensor EVM—we’re ready to build on this momentum. Here’s a look at what’s coming next for $HOTKEY:
Advanced AI Agent Features in HotCurves
Currently, users can create agents using Corcel or OpenAI API keys. We’re enhancing this by enabling seamless integration with Corcel and other Bittensor subnets, giving users more powerful and adaptable tools.
Multichain Launchpad
We’re exploring ways to let users launch projects across multiple chains and choose their preferred agent framework for more flexibility.
Expanded $HOTKEY Utility
Liquidity pools for $HOTKEY are coming to HotCurves, adding more ways to engage with the token.
TAODEX v3 Pools
TAODEX is evolving with v3 liquidity pools and swaps, providing more opportunities for the community within the Bittensor EVM.
Unified User Interface
A streamlined, user-friendly experience across all platforms will make navigating the DEX and HotCurves more intuitive.
Hotkey and USDT Bridging
We’re integrating USDT into the ecosystem, complete with price charts, analytics, and tracking tools directly within HotCurves.
DEX Expansion
More liquidity pools are on the way. Plus, users can create and manage their own pools, driving organic growth and innovation.
dTAO Integration
With dTAO now live on Bittensor’s testnet, we’re working to enable seamless swapping between subnet tokens and the native $TAO chain.
DEX Analytics Dashboard
Soon, users will have access to in-depth insights on liquidity, trading volume, and user activity—empowering smarter decisions with real data.
This is just the beginning.
What features or improvements would you like to see in the future of $HOTKEY?
We’re listening—let’s build this together.
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