glucose gremlin

big tits and bad attitude // i’m worse in person

[Joe Russo @joerussotweets]

It’s official:

You’re going to Hell if you use AI.

[killjoy 🐇 @pvnkpilled]

it’s still fuck ice and FUUUUUCK israel

[Definitely Nick @other_st_nick]

They should invent a coworker that knows stuff

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Not emotionally prepared to log back onto the darkest corners of the internet tomorrow (Teams, Outlook, and Excel).

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

"use ai or you'll get left behind" oh no that's okay you guys go on ahead i'll be back here with my reading comprehension & critical thinking skills

[alex @vaudevillehook]

Is rack city walkable

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

Microdosing hell by being aware and literate

[miia @miiagarro]

no bare minimum i want the moon & the stars

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

i’m a deadbeat family member ion be callin nobody 😭😂

[marcy @marcyq300]

aquela cena da Fleabag onde ela diz que precisa de alguém decidindo tudo por ela porque ela sente que faz tudo errado

[Mira Gonzalez @miragonz]

the hottest woman you know does not have a single surface in her home that isn't covered in a pile of bullshit. you cannot place a beverage on her coffee table

[Hannah @dumbandfunn]

happy Mother’s Day <3

[: @sn0oozey]

I'm not the prettiest girl but I have other qualities like my horrible attitude and terrible work ethic

[eva ☽ @arcticgreens]

happy may 4th to all the women who can't mention star wars without an annoying man in her ear ready to quiz her for fan credentials

[c @c110101101]

They put Kill Yo Self in the pollen this year

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I don’t want a city on Mars. I don’t want AI in every app. I don’t want data centres in space. I don’t want humanoids or flying cars. I want clean water. I want a stable climate. I want bees to survive. And a habitable planet.

[Keifer @DannyVegito]

Dr Bronner, visibly drunk: and tell ‘em you can brush your teeth with it

[🪬 chloe 🪬 @romainxlettuce]

PSA hot people have library cards

[miia @miiagarro]

can't believe it's almost may. time flies when you work every day of your fucking life

[Jenni @hashjenni]

“if you’re concerned about how much water data centers use, it’s way less than agriculture”

YES BUT WE HAVE TO EAT. WE DONT HAVE TO USE AI