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five star general of the Best Buy

[Reid @ReidDoesSpeed]

My coworker who ran the grill today went to dap me up walking off his shift today and I tried to give him a fist bump so instead of awkwardly colliding our hands he patted me on the belly instead #watdatmean

[Reid @ReidDoesSpeed]

Begin the purges.

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

It’s been a privilege to watch this team. I’m a born and bred Red Sox fan.

[Reid @ReidDoesSpeed]

@mayaisfiya I did this but the opposite way to my therapist #servicesnolongerneeded

[groft @toomguy127]

#backrooms

[Reid @ReidDoesSpeed]

this is so satisfying to watch

[Hasanabi Productions (fan account) @HasanabiProd]

Kick Streamer "Destiny" got banned from the College Democrats of America Convention after announcing he would harass Hasan Piker and his audience at the event.

[🔻 @kokebrising]

Thought this girl was Woke 1.0 (kill all men) so i tried "you're always right" gimmick, but she was actually Woke 2.0 (anti-bioessentialism) and i gave her the ick

[Working Mass @dsaworkingmass]

"The turnover rate is the company’s greatest weapon against organization- the store employs just enough workers so that if you decide to call out from work, you’re not hurting the company, you’re only hurting your coworkers."

https://t.co/NWFbKfHpOk

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

just got off the phone with mitch mcconnell. we had phone sex.

[Reid @ReidDoesSpeed]

Bruh if this is all you got against Heath he’s winning in a landslide. When people are dying under capitalism it’s gonna take more than an awkward text for them not to support a progressive message in 2026

[Jamie Baal @BaalJamie]

@HeathHowardNH remember this?

[Reid @ReidDoesSpeed]

I’ll find a way to carry on so I can continue to make everything about me like I’m supposed to

[John Wakefield @JohnWakefieId]

Let's not forget who really got hurt the most by Graham Platner's actions: Straight White Men in progressive spaces

[Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff]

major combat operations begin in belgium in one hour

[ﾒ @dazillionairee]

this how I feel complaining abt anything

[Reid @ReidDoesSpeed]

Just epically owned my boss in the marketplace of ideas #outwoked #iwatchmoreleftisttiktoksthanyou

[ettingermentum @ettingermentum]

I was born the year that Ronaldo started playing professionally. I am currently sitting with my son in my lap watching him score goals in the World Cup. And I am telling my son that he is OVERRATED!!!

[Reid @ReidDoesSpeed]

I think I just had my first ever experience with "The One That Got Away"

[Reid @ReidDoesSpeed]

Checking-phone-compulsivity gap relationship

[cartinhas @haddinhas]

vcs não entendem que Deus é lindo e pode tudo inclusive o impossível

[sunsetrider @zunzetrider]

Oliver Tree was killed by the bolsheviks for being a white Christian

[Aspen goes birding⛸️ @birdmoder]

This Mamdani quote is absolutely going down in history

[Reid @ReidDoesSpeed]

I have streamlined the yearning process down to a rapid formula so I can get left on read for one day and by the next morning I’ll already be over her