Rick Pitino after St. John’s 103-96 loss to Alabama at Madison Square Garden:
“That was the worst f***ing defensive performance I've ever witnessed in New York City…And we just let a Communist take over City Hall earlier this week.”
"When Caitlin Clark retires from the WNBA, she's going to work at a waffle house so she can continue doing what she loves most: fist fighting black women"
— Shane Gillis 😭😭😭