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[Political Punk @actingliketommy]

Karoline Leavitt went to an expensive private high school, then worked in the White House immediately out of college, then married a billionaire her daddy's age. What kind of spoon is that?

[Jes @bloodstarvedjax]

I'm so fr you should be burned at the stake for saying this

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

The Supreme Court just ruled to allow corporations to poison people.

If you poisoned someone, you’d go to prison.

When corporations do it, they get a pass because the conservative Justices on the Supreme Court were put there by a special interest group funded by corporations.

[Brett Meiselas @BMeiselas]

I liked it better when this pathological lying demon was away

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Step 1: Remove filters in Reflecting Pool because Obama put them in.
Step 2: Give your criminal neighbor who runs "Greenwater Services" a $20 million no-bid contract to paint the pool.
Step 3: Fill the pool with water from the Potomac River, the phosphates from which cause algae blooms.
Step 4: Freshly sealed pool and extreme heat result in a super scum event
Step 5: Direct National Park Service to dump hydrogen peroxide into the pool which causes the paint to peel.
Step 5: Deploy US National Guard to stop people from taking photos of the swamp as a perfect metaphor for the administration.
Step 6: Blame someone else.

[Queen Chimerazilla ☭🐾 @Qveen_Potato]

This soon to be former member of Congress does not understand that the studies refer to TRANSGENIC mice.

Not turning mice transgender.

[gino.eth 💽 @GinoTheGhost]

The Reflecting Pool is a perfect metaphor for the Trump administration:

- Ignore experts and science
- Overspend
- Declare early, historic victory
- "THE LEFT HATE THIS"
- Ends in total failure
- Unfounded conspiracies about sabotage
- MAGA pretends it doesn't actually matter

[PoliticsGirl @IAmPoliticsGirl]

How much clearer does the criminal enterprise have to be? We’re looking at comic book level characters at this point.

[PoliticsGirl @IAmPoliticsGirl]

“If I have to create stories so people pay attention that’s what I’m going to do” - JD Vance. 2024

[Seth Abramson @SethAbramson]

The scariest thing about this is that there's no way to know whether he's even aware that he spent the last 4 months saying exactly the opposite

[nyara @nyaraVT]

> started a war for Israel
> pretended it was because of nukes
> lost the war
> pays $300 billion to Iran
> Iran now has ballistic missiles
> oil prices are higher
> world economy destabilised
> embarrassed the US
> pretends it’s a win

[Micah Erfan @micah_erfan]

Corruption is so normal in the Trump Administration that officials don’t even get fired after being exposed for it.

[Martina Navratilova @Martina]

This aged well…

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

This is enough money to cover universal free college for every US student for nearly a decade btw

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

Today, my wife & I joined Donald Trump’s hit list. He has directed his Department of Justice to investigate us. They have not found a crime - they are simply trying to find one.

He isn't coming after me because of mean tweets, but because I am considering running for President.

He hates that I consistently call him out. He is simply the most corrupt President in American history.

We have nothing to hide. 

Mr. President, come after me. I am not going anywhere. 

The country is watching.

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

The White House was built to serve the American people.

Tonight it was used to promote a company the President owns stock in, sell subscriptions, promote corporate sponsors, push Trump crypto, and enrich the President and his family.

The founders warned us about kings enriching themselves from public office.

They did not fight a revolution for this.

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

If it’s “pineapple belongs on a pizza” yes

If it’s “burning children alive is worth it so Jews can have an ethnostate” then no

[Turnbull @cturnbull1968]

Trump strangely claims that Obama gave Iran hundreds of billions of dollars.

Which is how you know that Trump has agreed to give Iran hundreds of billions of dollars.

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Yup

[The Pink King @DayalSami]

Call me a hater but I think living in a world where both trillionaires and global poverty coexist is a sign humanity has failed as a species