@JohnMayer You are my girlfriend's @carlyyjaneee favorite musician. Her 33rd birthday party is tonight at Mr. Furley's on 3rd in LA. You should come by!
@Hertz What purpose is my reservation if I arrive at the rental location and you have no cars available? Why not say, "Just show up, we might have a car"? You know how to take the reservation, you just don't know how to HOLD the reservation @JerrySeinfeld#boycotthertz#fuckhertz
@LACitySAN How do I recycle my in-sink garbage disposal? S.A.F.E. center would not accept it. Large item pick up phone line said they do not accept items with motors. How do I responsibly recycle a garbage disposal?!