G.Reid

Higher educator, dapper wear-er, public speaker, and insightful tweeter.

[G.Reid @ReidTweenDaLine]

@alpha1906 @harrisonjaime This👆🏿👆🏿👆🏿👆🏿👆🏿

[G.Reid @ReidTweenDaLine]

Genius

[@aaronjmars @aaronjmars]

holy fuck, a hair dryer at a Paris airport broke Polymarket weather markets & made someone $34,000 richer

- polymarket was settling Paris temperature bets on a single Météo France sensor sitting near the Charles de Gaulle runway perimeter - basically unguarded

- the guy bought the long-shot outcome (like "22°C" when everyone expected 18°C) for pennies, since nobody thought it'd hit

- then he walked up to the probe and briefly heated the air around it with a portable heat source, spiking the reading just long enough to register as the daily max

- temperature snapped back to normal in minutes, the market resolved in his favor, and he cashed out - twice, on April 6 and April 15, before Météo France caught on and filed charges

hyperstitions.

[THE KID MERO 🇩🇴 @THEKIDMERO]

IF YA GRANDPARENTS BUSTED THEY ASS TO BUY A BROWNSTONE THAT BELONG TO THEM IT SHOULD STAY IN THE FAMILY. IN NYC THERES ONLY SO MANY WAYS TO SET YOUR FAMILY UP AND OWNING A HOME/PROPERTY THAT GIVES YOU FLEXIBILITY FINANCIALLY IS ONE OF THOSE THINGS

[G.Reid @ReidTweenDaLine]

@alpha1906 We have a whole chapter of bros out here across UAE, Bahrain, and Saudi that can confirm, they haven't been defeated 🫠

[Adam Livingston @AdamBLiv]

Imagine being a hedge fund manager trying to price risk while the President sounds like he’s freelancing World War III from the toilet.

Nobody knows what the plan is. There is no plan.

The plan is vibes, caffeine, and one man screaming into his phone like the manager of a failing Atlantic City steakhouse.

You open your brokerage app and everything is red, except oil and defense contractors, because of course.

Of course.

Every time civilization starts wheezing, Exxon walks out in a tuxedo with a martini and Lockheed buys another island.

The Nasdaq looks like it got hit in the face with a folding chair because suddenly the market remembered that semiconductors do, in fact, require an operating global economy and not just TED Talk confidence and a black turtleneck.

And Trump, God bless him, is tweeting like a guy who was handed six different war briefings, understood none of them, and decided to freestyle foreign policy from the toilet.

“We may be winding down.” Great!

“We may obliterate their power plants in 48 hours.”

Fantastic!

“Oil sanctions are off, but also maybe on, but also maybe we’re taking the island.”

Beautiful. Just beautiful.

This is why the market can’t price anything. You can’t build a discounted cash flow model around a national mood swing. There’s no Bloomberg terminal function for “presidential posting episode.”

There’s no options chain for “what if the leader of the free world says three contradictory things before lunch and Brent crude goes vertical while JPMorgan analysts begin quietly chewing through their own ties.”

The average investor is just sitting there like, “I bought an index fund because they told me it was safe.”

Safe? SAFE? Your “safe” portfolio is now directly connected to whether some 28-year-old NSC staffer can stop a rage-post from becoming a missile exchange before the European open.

That’s your diversification. Congratulations.

You own a basket of companies whose earnings now depend on whether Hormuz is open and whether Trump has confused deterrence with posting.

And Wall Street still does the same little dance every time. “Well, maybe this is already priced in.”

Oh really? Already priced in?

Was the possibility of a full-blown oil shock, shipping disruption, inflation resurgence, and presidential caprice “priced in,” Chad?

Was it in the spreadsheet next to “soft landing” and “AI productivity miracle”?

No, it wasn’t.

What was priced in was endless delusion, infinite buybacks, and the belief that history had ended because the S&P had a nice quarter.

Now everybody’s doing that thing they do where they act shocked that war affects markets.

“Wow, yields are up. Wow, energy’s squeezing margins. Wow, rate cuts are less certain.”

Yes, genius.

That tends to happen when the world’s most important oil chokepoint turns into a live-action Call of Duty map and the White House communications strategy is basically drunk casino owner at 2 a.m.

This is the real genius of the modern empire. It can’t build a train station, can’t balance a budget, can’t explain what victory looks like, but it can absolutely vaporize your 401(k) with a single weekend news cycle.

That part works flawlessly. That part is incredible. The only truly efficient American institution left is panic transmission.

We get chaos from the battlefield to your Robinhood account faster than Amazon gets paper towels to your porch.

And the best part is that by Monday morning every idiot on television will sit there with perfect hair and say, “Markets dislike uncertainty.”

Wow. Thank you, Socrates. What a contribution.

They dislike uncertainty. Incredible analysis.

We’ve spent billions on financial infrastructure just to reinvent the village idiot pointing at the sky going, “Storm bad.”

That’s where we are. The market is a hostage, oil is a weapon, diplomacy is a hallucination, and the President is posting like a divorced nightclub owner who just found the nuclear football in a Denny’s booth.

Everybody wants calm, nobody has control, and your portfolio is being managed by events that sound fake even when they’re real.

Absolute clown planet. Premium clown planet.

Goldman Sachs clown planet with institutional custody.

[Hannah Allam @HannahAllam]

Saleh Ahmed worked in the UAE for 25 years, sending cash to Bangladesh each month for his wife and kids. He died in an Iranian attack in Ajman.

“With the money he sent to them, they had begun building a house. The site remains incomplete, with a concrete foundation lying bare.”

[Spank Horton @SpankHorton]

Back when it was understood to not talk shit about our black queens Now niggas got excuses and overlook shit

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

This morning, Ms. Rachel and I visited District 2 Pre-K Center, where we sang and read with the wonderful students and educators. We also discussed universal childcare - and how we're making it happen for NYC!

[Tim Burke @_tim_burke]

I feel like on Hip-Hop Twitter we mostly talk about either old albums or brand new albums, and it's rare to revisit things after just a few months or a year or two.

So this is your reminder that Common and Pete Rock made an absolute gem of an album in The Auditorium Vol.1

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

Elon Musk, Feb 2025: "America should mind its own business rather than push for regime change all over the place"

Elon Musk, Jan 2026: "Congratulations, President Trump! This is a win for the world and a clear message to evil dictators everywhere."

[G.Reid @ReidTweenDaLine]

@KevOnStage They don't respect you man 😂😂😂

[G.Reid @ReidTweenDaLine]

Surely this can't be a surprise

[Van Lathan Jr @VanLathan]

Yikes

[G.Reid @ReidTweenDaLine]

🤣🤣🤣 facts

[Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr]

Black barbershop used to be jump like this. Two grown men who really ain't got beef, they just frustrated cuz it's 3 hrs wait for a cut. They bout to fight while 9 yr old you is calmly reading Highlights & a Jet Magazine from 1967.

[G.Reid @ReidTweenDaLine]

100% confirm!!

[G.Reid @ReidTweenDaLine]

@AceHolmes06 Facts

[G.Reid @ReidTweenDaLine]

@olxyemi 😂😂😂😂

[G.Reid @ReidTweenDaLine]

@olxyemi We don't say B's around here cuh 🤣

[reporting for duty. @nathanlately]

One of the greatest songs ever recorded.

EVER.

[Soul King @SoulKingLives]

Y’all hate DEI but using AAVE… interesting 🤔

[G.Reid @ReidTweenDaLine]

@KevOnStage Bingo