professor finesser

very happy to be here in this digital amusement park for clinical narcissists but very confused about why

[kenna, PhD @uvltraviolent]

taylor swift

[cheese @CheesyCheesy3]

When I have an interview that starts in 5 minutes ago

[shar @sharloola]

i just can’t get off this app

[RealHousewivesRanked! @RankedReal]

I’m always a little sad that other than a brief appearance together in S4 we never got Alex and Dorinda on a season of #RHONY together, like I know Alex would’ve had Dorinda mad as hell once she’d been on the martini train😅 #RHUGT

[RealHousewivesRanked! @RankedReal]

This is absolute what she’s going to be like😂 nailed it. #TheTraitorsUS

[taank ✰ @jesselspopsicle]

i would sell my kidney to see lisa barlow x DJ meredith marks perform

[michelle pfizer 🍉 @arshdhillonk]

@lyasssssss it’s gonna be so insane when she quits peta and is on the runway next season.

[edna @edna_days]

“bethenny frankel woke moments” 6 seconds

[Anvi🍒 @anvixox]

Me choosing not to sit with my coworkers so I can eat lunch and watch YouTube.

[RealHousewivesRanked! @RankedReal]

And the whole trajectory of Housewives changed forever right there😍 #RHOC

[luke @n0ireee]

tell me bout the shapes chile

[i make beats ✞ @DonDadaNYC]

I hate when people are funnier than me

[nicole/Meredith Marks JD MBA DJ @nicole07133]

I'm in love with her actually

[whats wrong with a Bob? @tweetsbybob_]

Oh she wanted that martini bad

[N @dearvotion]

Demna dares to ask the question: looksmaxxer son or thinspo heroin chic-wannabe daughter?

[Rachel Tashjian Wise @theprophetpizza]

On Gucci and its unfortunately accurate picture of today’s luxury consumer https://t.co/HEfymWY5eC

[εϊз liz @lizluvlexapro]

the only correct take on ari thank u

[Gay Interrupted @TwinkTheory]

So Jax was 100% a gay for pay male escort

[Jaidon |6’5 bottom defending Lisa Barlow| @xcxbase]

They were on her neck 5 minutes into the reunion 😭 #RHOC