Sredni Vashtar

we don't touch grass in these parts of town

[𝐙 @UltimateBoricua]

Going to Israel to heal from your husband's infidelity is hilarious

[Sredni Vashtar @ReignOfVashtar]

Sometimes work has me feeling like

[syd 🌙 @wlwmages]

posting like she’s his dead wife and honestly i get it

[Sredni Vashtar @ReignOfVashtar]

We all died in 2016 and have been living in hell ever since

[Variety @Variety]

President Donald Trump says Google rejected his request to rename the Atlantic Ocean on Google Maps:

• Trump said he “seriously looked at” renaming the Atlantic Ocean and called Google CEO Sundar Pichai to ask whether Google Maps would reflect the name change.

“I said, ‘Sundar, I’m thinking of the Atlantic Ocean. Can you handle it?’” Trump recalled. According to Trump, Pichai responded: “No, no, no — this time I’m not doing it… Oceans are different, sir. They cover really a lot of countries. Please don’t ask us to do that.”

• Trump said he would “probably pass” on trying to rename the Atlantic Ocean after the conversation.

https://t.co/C4Hbsd8sq2

[soup🕷️ @thrluv]

CANVA IS FREE CANVA IS FREE CANVA IS FREEEEEEE STOP MAKING AI SLOP FLYERS

[M. @blndvnt]

was half asleep in lecture and someone dropped their metal waterbottle

[₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ @poopnibbler]

girl at the Starbucks drive thru recognized me as a customer from her other fast food job

[🦐 Patreon Updates @shrimplify]

When Twitter won't load the gif in the post

[corb @awshuqs]

and if a double-decker bus crushed my dick and nuts

[Chase 🎃🔪🩸🏳️‍🌈 @ohheyitschase]

The Domino’s online tracker 4 minutes after you put your order in:

[Josh Billinson @jbillinson]

The silent majority stands with DIGGER

[Nose @NoseOfDeath]

Never thought I'd miss regular console wars.

Now it's just anti-woke mob, DEI Phobics, misogyny, arm chair analysists, corpo bootlickers, elitists, toxic positivity and a lack of reading comprehension, nuance and critical thinking sklls

Gaming community sucks now more than ever

[Archie @archdrawsalot]

The test

[Sydney 🇦🇺 @MuttonchopYaz]

POPE DECLARES BUTLERIAN JIHAD

[Jozu 🇵🇦 @JozuJoestarr]

becoming an adult is realizing that the laws they taught you about in school mean nothing. this is clearly a monopoly

[owlylly𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 @owlylly]

the beasts come out for autumn

[Nida Allam ☀️ @NidaAllam]

Normalize not committing a genocide.

[Sredni Vashtar @ReignOfVashtar]

Feels like a wasted opportunity on yet another Romeo and Juliet adaptation. Why not a more interesting one like Macbeth or even Midsummer's Night Dream to shake things up?

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Robert Eggers is set to direct a new film adaptation of ‘ROMEO AND JULIET’.

The film will feature the actors speaking in Olde English.

(Source: https://t.co/Frx50jgeS8)

[Acezdib @Acezdib]

The Green Goblin

[Jerms @NotLordJerms]

amc don’t give a fuck what you bring in that theater long as you got ya ticket