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[Gay Interrupted @TwinkTheory]

I love how trashy and unburdened early Vanderpump is, it’s like they almost don’t realized they’re being filmed. We’ll never get that again post total tech takeover where we’re all so endlessly aware of how much we’re watched

[alex 🧚🏽‍♀️💅🏽✨️ @fatzoekravitz]

types of women the world hates (incomplete):
•loud mouths: courtney love, lena dunham
•seductresses: angelina jolie, amber heard, janet jackson, madonna, evan rachel wood
•bimbo: literally any playboy playmate, anna nicole smith, courtney stodden

[kelli @LagunaBiotchIG]

Sometimes when I’m stoned, I’ll start crying when I start talking about Jersey shore because I’m so passionate about it

[crucifunker @ghostmotorfingr]

aileen wuornos summer

[itsy bitsy spider @stxvxn_8381]

gay guy asked me if I watch real housewives and when I said no he goes “oh what you read books or something??”

[one:one @novathaOG]

dressing slutty is fun til you gotta stop at the gas station before the function 😭😭😭

[Louis Staples @LouisStaples]

not toothless?

[🍋 @lemoncarcass]

i’ve never had a seizure in my life, that’s a horrible thing to say about somebody

[James Melville 🚜 @JamesMelville]

Here’s William Shatner covering of Elton John's “Rocket Man” back in 1978. Absolutely glorious. Zero shits given.

[Queens of Bravo @queensofbravo]

Me when I talk about the Real Housewives:

[𝓜 @honeymunes]

when you live in gayville, usa

[obiamaka @ama4evrr]

when my friends are religious i pretend not to notice

[chavua lipa @balkanchav]

hey diva... can I call you diva? im detective fierce, you're not in trouble boots, were just trying to get the tea on this situation

[krill @anthraxp1mp]

I am staying up till a million o’clock tonight

[jp @inflammateomnia]

Ok look i was on a lot of mold when i said that