Shaun Rein (Rhymes with Whine) -- A Parody Account

A parody site. It's us against the real Shaun Rein (@shaunrein). If you follow me, I'll follow you and you can believe that because I'm not the real Shaun Rein.

[Shaun Rein (Rhymes with Whine) -- A Parody Account @ReinShaun]

Oh no, I'm testing positive for Covid (really). I'm a big believer in karma except when the bad things happen to *me*, in which case it's just a little bad luck. My estranged wife Jessica refuses to help me out. I think I'll call @MiaoXiaojuan; she knows how to take care of me.

[Shaun Rein (Rhymes with Whine) -- A Parody Account @ReinShaun]

@shaunrein we're closing things down. We got well over 2,200 followers and we made an impact. But all good things must come to an end. We'll leave the site open so followers can reply with their comments and chronicle @shaunrein's latest lies & duplicities. Thanks again for the follows.

[Shaun Rein (Rhymes with Whine) -- A Parody Account @ReinShaun]

We all know I'm a compulsive and habitual liar, a narcissist and a psychopath. I tweet because the CCP pays me well. But now my estranged wife Jessica wants me to pull the plug on this account, and I have no choice since she controls the purse-strings. So this is my final tweet.

[Shaun Rein (Rhymes with Whine) -- A Parody Account @ReinShaun]

So thanks for joining me here. Our mission is accomplished - to get under the skin of the other @shaunrein and cause his blood pressure to rise a little bit. From time to time we may put up a new post if he tweets something totally outrageous, but for now

[Shaun Rein (Rhymes with Whine) -- A Parody Account @ReinShaun]

@XiJinping__CN @notmariocavolo @mariocavolo Instead of our pushing out all foreigners slowly with our insane COVID policies, our brutal rules for foreign companies and our xenophobia, I think we should kick all who are not fluent in Chinese, not married to a Chinese citizen, AND, who do not renounce their home country.

[Shaun Rein (Rhymes with Whine) -- A Parody Account @ReinShaun]

@MisterSatellite @MiaoXiaojuan Thank you for recognizing how wonderful I am. I appreciate that and I'm always surprised when others do not see this in me, even though I'm a thrice-diagnosed psychopath. I will demand that one of my servants send you some of my leftover blueberries. Stay strong and serve China.

[Shaun Rein (Rhymes with Whine) -- A Parody Account @ReinShaun]

China's increasing isolation, my marital problems and Shanghai's lockdowns have combined to make my life increasingly miserable. I've often found myself reminiscing about the times I had with @MiaoXiaojuan, like when we dressed as Tibetans and laughed at our racist jokes.

[Shaun Rein (Rhymes with Whine) -- A Parody Account @ReinShaun]

The CCP congratulated me for this tweet and gave me a $250 bonus. They loved how I took Biden's comment completely out of context, ignoring how he (for years) and many others think his son Beau did "lose his life in Iraq." I'm a psychopath.

https://t.co/oH1kKnt3do

[Shaun Rein (Rhymes with Whine) -- A Parody Account @ReinShaun]

@daoistpoet @MiaoXiaojuan Why thanks. I too could not be more proud, and I'm particularly proud at the contributions my estranged wife, Jessica Yung Lo, and her CCP family made to make China great again. I'm going to ask one of my servants to send you some of my leftover blueberries.

[Shaun Rein (Rhymes with Whine) -- A Parody Account @ReinShaun]

@quinby123 @MiaoXiaojuan Not my half sister. My very, very, very (wink, wink) close friend. Here's a picture of my step-sister, Hannah Dickinson. She's a professor at Hobart College.

[Shaun Rein (Rhymes with Whine) -- A Parody Account @ReinShaun]

@MisterSatellite Why thank you. Thank you so much. I will instruct one of my servants to send you some of my leftover blueberries.

[Shaun Rein (Rhymes with Whine) -- A Parody Account @ReinShaun]

Hey everyone, look how rich I am? I'm the CCP's highest paid foreign operative and this proves it. The CCP writes all my books for me, but you knew that because they're clearly written by someone who didn't grow up in the U.S. They pay me well to put my turncoat name on them.

[Shaun Rein (Rhymes with Whine) -- A Parody Account @ReinShaun]

@realmarkdeane @MiaoXiaojuan Just some rando who actually buys into all the shit the CCP spews and does so without pay. I'm guessing he found a Chinese girlfriend 20 years younger than his old ass and that explains it.

[Shaun Rein (Rhymes with Whine) -- A Parody Account @ReinShaun]

@shaunrein has tweeted many times since the above tweet. I've asked him to stop because his constant lying is hurting our credibility. I will let you know what he says.

[Shaun Rein (Rhymes with Whine) -- A Parody Account @ReinShaun]

I come here just to stare. I miss @MiaoXiaojuan so much. Do we look like lovebirds? Please say yes.

[Shaun Rein (Rhymes with Whine) -- A Parody Account @ReinShaun]

@jarrodsmith67 @shaunrein But Shaun, we promised that we were too busy "writing" our next POS book to tweet. Your lying is hurting my credibility.

[Shaun Rein (Rhymes with Whine) -- A Parody Account @ReinShaun]

@AllyJon42328559 @shaunrein But Shaun, we promised that we were too busy "writing" our next POS book to tweet. Your lying is hurting my credibility.

[Shaun Rein (Rhymes with Whine) -- A Parody Account @ReinShaun]

@realmarkdeane I've always been a big fan of Germany as I believe the CCP has already learned a lot to learn from WWII Germany in terms of how to handle the Uyghurs and the Tibetans.

[Shaun Rein (Rhymes with Whine) -- A Parody Account @ReinShaun]

@CavenderKeith Ya got me. Please note that my estranged wife, Jessica Yung Lo, is in Shanghai right now!

[Shaun Rein (Rhymes with Whine) -- A Parody Account @ReinShaun]

@quinby123 When I'm with my really "close" friend @MiaoXiaojuan I don't drink any alcohol at all. Do Miao and I look like lovebirds? Please say yes.