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Bringing cynicism and sarcasm to a tweet near you

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Dusting off old private account

[✌️ @nick_pants]

SNEAK PEEK: inside tomorrow night's oscar envelope

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@patrix You mean freedom of expression :)

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@patrix don't bother with that, no one appreciates langots these days

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@patrix lol now say that in a "Ajit" voice

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We live in a sad humorless society where no one retweets "langot" jokes

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Not sure why LinkedIn feels I need to know the work anniversary of "dude who worked here once upon a time"

[Gandhi, not Ghandi! @gandhinotghand1]

Like that time he marched to Lake Michigan and made… toxic sludge RT @juanadog It amazes me to think about what Ghandi did for Indiana.

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@supremus judge decides custody on case by case basis, no? Just like straight divorces

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All I read was "way to work more, sleep less, and get a better handle on their busy lives" http://t.co/aWE7GRYk0m