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@Winterscoat @USN_Submariner Idiot proof= safe. We write ops manuals for munitions at the 7th grade reading level.

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@crawfishcs legend

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These cats don't know about the eastern UAE mountains

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@ChrpngBrd Yeah ok buddy

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Johnny

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@Aerem_13 That's a trailing cone. They're used on flight test articles along with the boom you see near the nose to gather very accurate static and dynamic pressure data.

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@frostyc2 @jeecav @editti22 @Jm5406 And which particular team do you think these people living in Maryland might be fans of?

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@masnRoch I am slightly aroused

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Sunk conk phallussy

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@barstoolUMD Make sure you beat up the biggest guy in eppley on your first day. Only way to gain respect on campus

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@karides_antonio Relatable

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Dude at Chipotle just opened the tortilla bag with his teeth, but then blessed me with the world's fattest burrito. All is forgiven

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Babies cry on planes because they do not believe that the convenience of their travel offsets the considerable environmental impact

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The hall outside my apartment smells strongly of pup-peroni

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Fell deeply in love with the girl I was standing behind in the Chipotle line for like 10 minutes. But then slowly and painfully fell out of love as her trainwreck of an order unfolded in front of me

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@varz_88 @relaxinallcool @IntelDoge Hm yeah I'm sure no Pentagon strategists have thought about that possibility in the last 75 years... You should give them a call!

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@kellylindsayyy

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Lateral twix or medial twix

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@_marc_clark_ @GoodPoliticGuy This is the most "NFT as a profile picture" take I've ever heard