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[sapphic white boy @bog_chaser]

@laserboat999 JOE ROGAN: so uh. Donda. is this about like, the way cancel culture is affecting us?

KANYE: I Been Thinking That There's Something Wrong With The Number 7

[donald boat @laserboat999]

KANYE: I don’t let my kids near mcdonalds the energy is unstable. They had iphones in ancient egypt Joe

JOE ROGAN: Wow. that’s. (coughing out CBD-VitaminD vape) Crazy. I was in Alaska with a Chechen guy

KANYE: They creating black super athletes in an Kenyan laboratory Joe

[josh @Reiter_II]

Flying through the tunnel near the military base in GTA V, if you know you know

[Red Bull @redbull]

so Dario Costa just became the first person to fly a plane through TWO tunnels and we are literally speechless🤯 #givesyouwiiings #worldrecord

[morrissey is a pussy @BasedPanda]

“He said forget about it CUH!”

[my book is better than my tweets @MichellCClark]

PUT THIS IN THE HISTORY BOOKS FOR 2020-2021

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

It's funny that a fine sandwich takes 10 seconds to make but then a slightly better sandwich takes like 21 minutes

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

School Board meeting got hit with an all time prank

[Jack Harlow @jackharlow]

Before all information was truly at our fingertips I’m proud to say that in middle I used to text questions to a service called ChaCha and they would text back the answer a couple minutes later…what a fucking service and time to be alive that was…massive salute to ChaCha

[mike ginn @shutupmikeginn]

if you have a weird name and appear in movie's closing credits, i will find you and i will say you

[josh @Reiter_II]

@IanKmp @WillBradleyy Gyro is stacked with meat but you should’ve paired it with a large fry with a shit ton of Arby’s sauce

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Riley. His human put a donut pillow on him and he loves it so much he won’t let anyone take it off. 13/10

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

every four years the triathlon should be a different combo of three Olympic sports drawn out of a hat at the opening ceremony

[juicy j @therealjuicyj]

Enjoy it cause it goes fast

[rudy betrayed @rudy_betrayed]

as a man you should never watch your girlfriend struggle to pay her bills. just leave the room, she’s already dealing with bills she doesn’t need the added embarrassment of you standing there watching

[Ben Schwartz @rejectedjokes]

Sob Rock by @JohnMayer is out now. Dance small. Listen big. Music video directed by Georgia May King.