Brian Reitz

Experiencing the wide world of content. RTs = endorphins.

[Brian Reitz @Reitzbitz]

Manufacturing one of my famous “tweets”

[Brian Reitz @Reitzbitz]

Lmao amazon prime has had HORRIBLE nba production all year and crapped out at the absolute worst time

[Jonas Čeika @Jonas_Ceika]

I sent ChatGPT an audio file of a series of FART sound effects and asked what it thinks of "my music" and this is what it said

[Shaan Puri @ShaanVP]

Turns out the greatest startup idea of the last 10 years was a chatbot where you ask a question and it answers with something a guy wrote on Reddit 8 years ago

[Brian Reitz @Reitzbitz]

I’m happy he’s gotten his bag - and don’t mean this in a MAGA way - but, that’s enough with Shaboozey. We can move on

[Brian Reitz @Reitzbitz]

Noy everyone at once please

[Brian Reitz @Reitzbitz]

Recording a special in Chicago on Saturday, come by 🙏

https://t.co/B95SmgkOks

[Brian Reitz @Reitzbitz]

250 pounds and gets tapped into a slip-n-slide. This is what the people want!

[Brian Reitz @Reitzbitz]

Lu Dort flop of the year, best to ever do it

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People think SGA is the best flopper because he has the highest quantity of flop-to-free-throw moments, but he just has the ball a lot. Lu Dort is the game’s most efficient flopper

[Brian Reitz @Reitzbitz]

Alex Caruso could decapitate a guy and be shocked to hear a whistle

[Brian Reitz @Reitzbitz]

Just like we drew it up

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

The Dallas Mavericks win the No. 1 pick and the right to draft Cooper Flagg.

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Next Nico press conference if he ever shows his face again

[Brian Reitz @Reitzbitz]

@peer_rich @sammarelich https://t.co/m4ylkLNbaF

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NBA refs are out of control, do your thing AI

[Brian Reitz @Reitzbitz]

If my phone wasn’t a phone it would be the perfect phone

[Brian Reitz @Reitzbitz]

Egg prices, the group chat, basketball referees… all plagues on our lady liberty

[Brian Reitz @Reitzbitz]

@McDonalds Will do! Thank you as well for the idea to print “Extra Large T-Shirt” on baby clothes

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What happened to you @McDonalds this is embarrassing

[Brian Reitz @Reitzbitz]

Wore my Mavs hoodie to a settlers of catan tournament because I thought people might pity me and help me out - but instead they just offered me terrible trades. I did not win