1VerySickBastard

I'm always forced to do shit that I'm not qualified for. Like being nice to fucking idiots.

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@1RITNB ok ... casper

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@1RITNB scrolling back through the months.... I now have a liking for milky white feet and legs for some odd reason 🤣🤷‍♂️

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@nycgirl811 you know some guy on CB will pay good money for that used mattress... I mean just think if you can get 25.00 for a pair of panties.... then that mattress should be like 2500.00!

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@Lania_xox Pictures or this never happened!

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@nycgirl811 Not been on twatter in a while. Feel better soon. It's making its way to my area now. I work in the medical field, so it's like working in a mine field right now!

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@WKRG How is this even going to work? Can you imagine the tailbacks on the interstate? Will be to easy to lie about the final destination if the person really wants to go. Useless as a screen door on a submarine.

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@1RITNB so now that I talked you out of a cat... (probably not).. how about I talk you out of your clothes 😈😉😇

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@1RITNB Did I mention hairballs? The meowing at all hours of the night. The walking on you at all hours of the night and morning when trying to sleep. The clawing of furniture if not declawed in front and if you do get the front done, then when they scratch with back when they jump/land.

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@1RITNB British short hair for non-shedding... but here is what you get to look forward to: litter box duty, sudden hairballs, hairballs behind the furniture, under the furniture and under the bed. Hair ball puking at 3am next to the bed which wakes you up... feeding, watering, they die

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@1RITNB @Lania_xox But I'm awake now!

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@Lania_xox Girl.. those ain't the digits I want .. give me that 📞 so I can call you drunk at 3am.

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@lickerbeerkeg11 It's fucking breath mint in a plastic wrapper you twat.

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@LizzieAllison18 I don't have towel, but I'll do my best to dry you off using my tongue. 😛

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@nycgirl811 @Jaden_Storm25 @w0nderfulworld lol

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I wonder how many Meth Heads will go and do this... lmao

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Louisiana police are asking people who might have crystal meth in their possession to come to their police department or go to your local police station and have it tested for the Zika Virus.
https://t.co/iOinSZJBjG https://t.co/PAYwkAW7xG

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@nycgirl811 So you found a place to live and to take your mind off of it you slammed your finger in a car door.... fucking masochist

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@1Licker691972 @SensualMad "assess denied" ..... 🤔🤣🤣🤣 ..... Wait.. Licker I thought you was DONE with Chaturbate

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@likestowatchcam @Lania_xox if it was from Asia... well you may need to shrink.

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@1Licker691972 ... got you something to make up for all the times I've been mean to you, enjoy buddy! (just click the link): https://t.co/9f5z77Ump6 @jon_snow81 @Lania_xox @SophiaVonShut @sarai_sublime @SquaredSkwart @DubbieMc @1RITNB @nycgirl811 @Goldenlordxx 🤣