Kurapika

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[Kurapika @Rejosity]

Pee is stored in the balls

[Noel El Magnifico @NoelElMagnifico]

This is how serious NY is taking this Finals. Elmo had to retract his statement cause the city was like you a New Yorker this ain't the time for neutral shit

[NYC DOT @NYC_DOT]

don’t make us take this down, bro

[Kenpachi @Kenpachi1070]

Depuis la traduction automatique, je me rends compte qu’on a vraiment tous la même vie mdrr

[ℳ𝒶𝓇 @MarTheNerd]

Death so racist everyone keep bringing it up for 15 years

[Kurapika @Rejosity]

Obsession being marketed as horror severely shifted my expectations of what I was going in to watch.

I thought I was going to be scared or terrified of what I was seeing, but all it made me feel was sad.

[Kurapika @Rejosity]

An IQ too high

[Sulla @spqr_sulla]

One artistic flaw in Obsession is that it shows Ian money falling from the sky after Ian wishes for a billion dollars. It would have been better to delete this scene, thus leaving it uncertain whether the one-wish-willow actually worked or not.

[Kurapika @Rejosity]

This theory only makes sense if you watched the movie with your eyes and ears closed

[Marvel Mania @Sksj002]

One of the wildest theories from Obsession:

Nikki isn't just obsessed with Bear... she IS Bear's dead cat.

Think about it:-

• She hides in corners and watches him sleep.
• The way she moves feels almost cat-like.
• She waits by the door for him all day.
• Her glowing eyes in the silhouette scene mirror a cat's eyes at night.
• She literally brings dead things to him, just like cats bring "gifts" to their owners.

The theory says that when Bear made his wish at the One-Wish Willow "I wish he loved me more than anyone in the world" his dead cat's spirit was nearby and entered Nikki.

After all, who loved Bear more than anyone? His cat.

Rewatch the movie with that idea in mind, and Nikki starts feeling less like a person... and more like a devoted pet that became something much darker.

[Eira @eiranoirx]

ah yess the batterykiller3000 , surprised why no one has made it yet

[David Rattigan @davidmrattigan]

buying this and then dying immediately and forcing my descendants to finish building it over the next 100 years

[ShitpostGateway @ShitpostGate]

Counter point

[Cosmic Marvel @cosmic_marvel]

15 years ago today, Darwin somehow died in ‘X-MEN: FIRST CLASS’

[#RipBandz @LANDoCUH]

Playing a game to feel like a man is the most loser shit ive ever heard in my life LMAOOOOOOOOOO

[Kurapika @Rejosity]

How long do you think it will be before someone dies from that Crumbl heart attack shake?

[cerise 🍒 @yfcherries]

writing out 186g as 186,000mg to make it seem like a death drink is really funny

but also holy fuck 186g of sugar in a drink should be illegal

[Design Chief Priest @dnaijatechguy]

Toothache will send you back to your maker 😂

[tippity @tippity]

found it

[OBJECTUM 6/26 @ultraCLAIR3]

“as a straight guy who really craves rimjobs”

[T_p_tio 🎈 @Txp_RBI_Xctuxl]

"they take a lobster tail and shake it around in a Flaming Hot Cheetos bag and eat it in their car"