Rhb

j'ai sûrement des plus gros seins que toi / alchimiste autoproclamé / futur mage noir

[MELLOFRIEND @mellofriendy]

Bro thinks he's a speedrunner 😭

[PRE doza @doza____]

ma collègue vient de me cramer je contemplais sa nouvelle pédicure

[uwo's lab | the funny science man @uwutoowo1]

I built a contraption to beat ur meat crazy style

[𝐈𝐬𝐡𝐲’ @ishyrdm]

je jouais a cache cache avec mes cousins et j’en ai retrouvé un a cause de ses fesses

[may⋆°🪷꩜｡ @flaner_may]

j'ai rapé kalash de booba et kaaris dans un karaoké chinois

[LW @LW_cs2]

holy jiggle of doom

[autist @litteralyme0]

The fucking PRESIDENT OF ARGENTINA forgot to unschedule his victory tweet

There is NO celebration

ARGENTINA LOST LMFAO

[Don Jay @Datkainboy]

“Marijuana brings out the worst in people”

Also Marijuana:

[Robin Wolff (TrashTalk) @robinwolff12]

Les causeries de Thomas Tuchel depuis le début de la compétition

[autist @litteralyme0]

mvp

[Wankul - Le jeu de cartes à collectionner @WankulTCG]

Son message:

[goma @soigomaa]

Sounds like the evidence supports his case

[J87Neves @JoaoDependance]

Mon pote *ramene 2 meufs*

Mon pote : je vous présente mon pote qui c’est vomis dessus et c’est fait voler son téléphone à Barcelone

[manetti sort 🔩 @NegreMelancolik]

Ils alternent parfaitement les grognements graves et les gémissements aigus, j’ai l’impression d’écouter Manhattan Kaboul

[Puff goût javel et maléfices @Brossadents]

"fame c'est un anglicisme"
Le malicieux dictionnaire de 1694 :

[Sassington, M.C. @MissSassbox]

watched my dad hit somebody in the head hard enough to crack this MF in two and the entire room gasped and went silent. my dad just told me at the time he was a "bad guy" and I never questioned it, I was like 5 or 6.

never learned until years later that the creep was playing in my hair while we stood in line and my dad caught him but never said a word or got loud. just got active. he took the two pieces home, glued them together and used the ashtray for almost 20 years.