J D

Seller of puts. Works until it doesn’t. Famous for launching the iPhone.

[J D @RelaxFired]

@LordOfDiscounts Those are some sweet ass-attachments

[Kairos.MP5 @KAIROSMMA2]

OH MY GOODNESS. I never thought I would ever say this . BRYCE MITCHELL IS FUCKING SPITTING

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

I don’t know who needs to hear this but skyscrapers are vertical and pools are flat

[J D @RelaxFired]

@LordOfDiscounts Copped

[J D @RelaxFired]

@LordOfDiscounts In all my adult life I’ve been looking for a fringe reason to use a soldering iron. Still waiting, unfortunately.

[JerryRigEverything @ZacksJerryRig]

at this point I'm just going to assume anyone who defends J-6ers has also touched kids.

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Here is a 5+ minute montage of Trump officials promising that gas prices will “drop rapidly” in “a matter of weeks” starting 3 months ago

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

The 50th Trump supporter arrested for being a pedophile this week.

[J D @RelaxFired]

@LordOfDiscounts Copped, +6% Rakuten

[J D @RelaxFired]

@DealVibes Son of a bitch I literally just bought a Milwaukee M18 router this morning! Flip to break even??

[Judd Legum @JuddLegum]

1. Number of stories about Trump buying and selling hundreds of millions of dollars in stocks in the first three months of 2026:

CBS: 0

CNN: 0

Fox News: 0

NPR: 0

PBS: 0

Politico: 0

Semafor: 0

Business Insider: 0

[The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller]

🚨 WOWWW — UTAH — the brilliant young women @kevinolearytv 🤥 accused of being Chinese ops just discovered Utah speaker of the house Mike Schultz (Republican) bought 640 acres of land right next to the data center site just 2 months before it was announced.

Incredible find.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

BAIER: Gas prices are high. Painfully high

TRUMP: They're gonna drop like a rock soon

BAIER: Painfully high though now and could be creeping higher

TRUMP: Excuse me. Lower than Biden. And much lower than people thought they'd be

[J D @RelaxFired]

@DealVibes If they’d make a few in lefty, I’d own it. Same with this piece: https://t.co/15FxKVrLs5

[J D @RelaxFired]

@LordOfDiscounts Copped, gotta clay bar the Porsche

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Shocked this time Trump didn't jump in front of Xi and start shaking his own administrations hands like he did with the Queen of the UK

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

Breaking NYT:

The Trump Justice Department is dropping Biden-era charges against Indian billionaire Gautam Adani.

The reversal came after Adani hired a new legal team led by one of Trump's personal lawyers.

That lawyer went to DOJ and made a proposal: If prosecutors dropped the charges, Adani would be willing to invest $10 billion in the American economy and create 15,000 jobs.
https://t.co/mSiIng5bjy

[TheRealThelmaJohnson @TheRealThelmaJ1]

This is crazy. 60 days for sexual abuse of a 6-9 year old. Pedophilia has basically become legal of you are a Republican.

[Tim Hannan @TimHannan]

The people who screamed about DEI are totally fine with all the unqualified Trump cronies filling every position in government.