I have a theory that if you lick the screen enough, you'll really taste feet. You should test that theory for me and let me know how many licks you do until you either taste my feet or give up ๐คญ
Awww you wish you could be between my thighs like this cute soul is~
Look how stupid and happy he is too.
This could be you if you're a good plaything for me ๐คญ
You're sitting at your desk at work, and think "one little X browse won't hurt"
Then you find me. And your entire life is consumed by me. Refreshing constantly, hoping for something new.
So here you go. Go take a "bathroom break" and goon to yet another post like the pathetic loser everyone knows you are ๐ค๐ค
You are the first person in your bloodline to see this.
You are the first person in your bloodline to be addicted to a 2d brat.
You are the first person in your bloodline to blow your money on some pixels.
You don't need savings. You don't even go outside. Your bloodline ends with you handing over your money while I laugh at you ๐ค
You don't need to reproduce. You don't need to have "life experience". All you need is me and my 2d porn frying your braincells while you make it easier for me every day ๐คญ