brandon

Everything in life worth doing is worth over-doing. Moderation is for cowards. Drink Swirls & fight commies. Ask me about my ring 💍

[OKIE PATRIOT 76 @okiepatriot_76]

OKLAHOMA CAUTION:

In regards to all the people wanting to move here from New York and California as well as many other heavily populated cities across the country, as well as those wanting to visit...

Before you come to oklahoma you must be aware of what is happening here. There's a housing shortage, rent has tripled, and folks are vacationing here in record numbers...

So if you plan on moving here, or just plan on vacationing river bottoms, hill country or lakes this summer, I think you should know that wolf spiders, fire ants and bedbugs have infested hotels and motels across the area and there has been double the amount of rain and storms than previous annual recordings.
The woods alone will eat you alive with ticks and chiggers.

Our lakes are full of snakes, creepy old guys wearing speedos and very few can back up a boat.

Our rivers are full of drunks in tubes peeing themselves while the banjo players lay waiting in the bushes.

Bigfoots have eaten many domesticated animals and possibly some small children.

The local bear and coyote population are all 'in heat' and think your wife/girlfriend is hot.

Snakes... don’t even get me started on the snakes.....copperhead, cottonmouth, plus the rattlesnakes: western diamondback rattlesnake, western pigmy rattlesnake, timber rattlesnake, prairie rattlesnake, and western massasauga are all poisonous.

The poison ivy and poison oak has overtaken all other vegetation.

We have had bear sightings at every park and town they are after your picnic baskets….and some cougars have been spotted in motel rooms and bars.

Watch out for the jackalopes, they have been extremely aggressive this season.

We have the Skunk Ape invading our parks and it’s their mating season. Porcupines are "stabbing" small children should they dare to utilize the local playground equipment.

Skunks have made their way over and multiplied at unprecedented rates and wander the local campgrounds in packs looking for beer.

Murder hornets!?! We’ve got great black clouds of murder hornets, and swarms of giant crickets and even some Oklahoma grasshoppers. The firefly now sting 2.

Scorpions have been congregating in massive quantities under rocks, logs, wooden steps, automobiles, and tarantulas are now stealing peoples food and biting like crazy.

I’m pretty sure all private tiger owners (we had a jump in them after Tiger King) have released their cats into the streets of our cities and towns.

Head lice now fly and we have vampire bats.

Oh, and no one is vaccinated.

hear Idaho and Louisiana are really nice though.

Credit: Brandi Foster

[Devin Newsom @DevinNewsom]

This was mf targeting

[𝐏𝐮𝐫𝐩𝑮𝒐𝒍𝒅 🏆 @PurpGoldLakers]

SGA nearly CRIPPLED Reaves

SHAMEFUL.

[Eddie Radosevich @Eddie_Rado]

I do feel for the Lakers fan that grew up in Hollywood cheering on the Showtime Lakers and now have to live in a world where a team from little ol Oklahoma City is the best in the NBA. That would suck. We barely have electricity and running water here.

[ThunderChats @ThunderChats]

GOOOOOOOOODMORNING THUNDER FANS

IT IS TUESDAY

IT HAS BEEN 8 DAYS SINCE WE HAVE GOTTEN TO WATCH OUR TEAM

8 DAYS SINCE WE OUSTED THE SUNS

8 DAYS OF REST

8 DAYS OF RECOVERY

8 DAYS OF PREPARATION

TODAY AS WE USHER IN THE NEXT ROUND OF THE PLAYOFFS

WE WELCOME AN ALL TIME GREAT TEAM LED BY AN ALL TIME GREAT PLAYER TO THE THUNDERDOME

WE SWEPT THROUGH ROUND ONE WITH RELATIVE EASE

WE HANDLED THE REGULAR SEASON DESPITE ADVERSITY

BUT AS THE SPURS SHOWED US LAST NIGHT

WE CANNOT TAKE A SINGLE GAME LIGHTLY

ITS THEIR JOB TO TRY TO COME IN AND STEAL HOME COURT

AND ITS OUR JOB TO KICK THEIR TEETH IN AND NOT LET THEM GET UP

IN FRONT OF THE BEST HOME CROWD IN ALL OF SPORTS

TODAY WE GET TO SEE THE UNDISPUTED BEST PLAYER IN THE WORLD IN SHAI SLICE AND DICE AND GET EVERYTHING HE WANTS ON OFFENSE

TODAY WE GET TO SEE CHET CARRY ON THIS CONFIDENCE AND AGGRESSION AND SET THE TONE AGAINST AYTON AND CO

TODAY WE GET TO SEE LUUUUUUU CAUSE A MUTINY BY THROWING THE KING IN THE DORTURE CHAMBER

TODAY WE GET TO SEE BIRTHDAY IHART ABUSE MISMATCHES AND CONTROL THE GLASS

TODAY WE GET TO SEE AJAY GET PAINT TOUCH AFTER PAINT TOUCH AND KEEP THE LAKERS UNDER PRESSURE

TODAY WE GET TO SEE THE BALD HEADED DEMON ALEX CARUSO GET HIS REVEGE FOR CHOOSING THT OVER HIM

TODAY WE GET TO SEE CASON WALLACE BULLY THE LAKERS BALL HANDLERS AND RACK UP THE STEALS

TODAY WE GET TO SEE JWILL BRING THE BOOOOOOOOOM

TODAY WE GET TO SEE ISAIAH JOE MOOOOOOOOOON BALLS CATCH THE NETS ON FIRE

TODAY WE GET TO SEE LIGHTNING MCCAIN STRIKE FAST AND GET BUCKETS IN A HURRY

TODAY WE GET TO SEE KENNY READY WHEN HIS NUMBER IS CALLED AND BRING THE HUSTLE

TODAY WE GET TO SEE AARON WIGGINS ONCE AGAIN SAVE BASKETBALL

TODAY WE ARE RELENTLESS

TODAY WE BREAK THEIR WILL

TODAY WE LEAVE NO DOUBT

TODAY WE GET TO WITNESS OKLAHOMA CITY THUNDER PLAYOFF BASKETBALL

SO SOMEBODY, ANYBODY, AND EVERYBODY

LET MYSELF AND THE LAKER FANS KNOW

WHAT MF DAY IS ITTTTTTTT

#ThunderUp

[Boomer Boy @SOONERGW]

This man should never buy a drink in Norman again

[Daniel Akinkunmi @official_Grind4]

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[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

Transgender attorney begs for a female police officer after getting tackled to the ground before being jailed for contempt.

Oklahoma attorney Rob Hopkins was caught on camera arguing with the judge.

“I’m a transgender attorney practicing all over the state!”

The argument continued to escalate before the judge called in officers who then took Hopkins to the ground.

Hopkins was heard screaming “I can’t breathe” and begging for a female officer.

Hopkins was reportedly held on a $25,000 bond.

[Old Row Sports @OldRowSports]

“Ahhh I’m a bartender at sports bar and I don’t know how tv remotes work”

[NewsNation @NewsNation]

Reports are coming in on the now confirmed death of University of Alabama student Jimmy Gracey, including who he was with the night he disappeared, his cell phone being recovered and where divers found his body.

@connellmcshane @lauraingle

MORE: https://t.co/bk7Th8Uc0z

[matrixbot @thematrixb0t]

Netflix show called “Disjointed” was cancelled soon after this scene was broadcast.

[RazörFist @RazorFist]

If you're not voting liberal at 20, you have no heart.
If you're still voting liberal at 40, you have no brain.
If you're back to voting liberal at 80, you have no pulse.

[brandon @Relentlysss]

Too bad they just waste it on homeless shelters.

[OU Daily @OUDaily]

City sales tax reports show a nearly 14% increase in sales tax in December, totaling over $750,000, which the Norman Chamber of Commerce president attributes to OU’s College Football Playoff game.
https://t.co/o1L5IpxWk0?

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

This gold medal was brought to you courtesy of the red, white, and blue

[brandon @Relentlysss]

This is the hottest thing I’ve ever seen in my life.

[alicia @LeeshaMae31]

Oh they are having A TIME

[NewsNation @NewsNation]

BREAKING: TMZ says it received a new ransom note Wednesday morning related to the disappearance of Nancy Guthrie. The note demands one Bitcoin in exchange for information leading to the alleged kidnapper.

More: https://t.co/xVqwB7QfFz

[T.J. Moe @TJMoe28]

Kid Rock’s additional verse to end the halftime show:

“There’s a book sitting in your house somewhere that could use some dusting off.

There’s a man who died, for all our sins, hanging from a cross.

You can give your life to Jesus, and he’ll give you a second chance…

Until you can’t.”

Incredible

[Iris Seraphina  @iris_seraphina]

4 minutes and 22 seconds of perfection.
#WinterOlympics ⛸️💃🏻🐂

Madison Chock and Evan Bates take you to
another world! 🌎

[brandon @Relentlysss]

Thank you @TPUSA and THANK YOU AMERICA!

[🦅 Eagle Wings 🦅 @CRRJA5]

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