RelicReturns

The mainstream dream meets the nightmare of normalcy. Former blue check.

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@Ian_Schwartzman

[🚨The Celebration Police🚨 @PLCPolice]

Feels like time to call it a day on this account, so this will be my final post.

I started this piss-taking Celebration Police thing 4 years ago and it’s genuinely been great fun. Unexpectedly so.

Through this account, I’ve met and engaged with some brilliant people, built a 55k following, made a bit of money and, for the most part, enjoyed my time here.

But let’s be honest: the joke wore thin a long time ago. And i’m bored of this platform and the increasingly repetitive, shit banter that fills it.

And Arsenal have won the league, so who gives a fuck about weirdos telling you when you can or can’t be happy about the football team you invest so much of yourself in😂

Policing celebrations is about as lame as it gets. It really is😂👎🏻

So thank you for all the support over the years, each and every one of you, and for engaging with The Celebration Police. You’ve been brilliant❤️

So for one last time…

ALL UNITS TO THE EMIRATES!!! 🚨🚨🚨

Chiefo x
#COYG

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@Frank_letmebe @PalmerWould Chelsea's just says Chelsea even though that is a place

[The Anfield Buzz @TheAnfieldBuzz]

Mikel Arteta congratulates Liverpool:

“I want to congratulate Liverpool, they fully deserved to win it. They been the better team and had the better attributes.

They are a club that have been fighting trophies for the past 10 years. They are deserved champions.”

Well said 👏

[Zohran Kwame Mamdani @ZohranKMamdani]

we both up now

[James B @JamesB_afc]

Such a testament to his professionalism and quality as a journalist that I never knew all this time he was an Arsenal fan

[baby keem @babykeem]

❤️

[Frank Warren @FrankWarren]

CHAMPIONS! 🏆

Junior Kroupi, ringside seats to Queensberry shows, for free, for life!

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

Arsenal: 2025/26 Premier League champions.

[Jurrien Timber @JurrienTimber]

How good is god man

[🚨The Celebration Police🚨 @PLCPolice]

Arsenal celebrating like they’ve won the league

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

This belongs to all of us.

[Chaz 🫧 🦁🦁🦁 @chazwhu98]

Excited for Millwall away cos I’ll get stabbed and won’t have to support West Ham anymore

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@kriacked @charles_watts David Ginola and Scott Parker. Esteemed company 🤣🤣

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@ironbullets81 😅

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@Hustinxwilliam @jamesbenge @charles_watts James then launches into a defence of Madueke. Smh.

[LE GROVE @LeGrove]

Arsenal just won a UCL QF away game, and I have to read people whining about the way we did it.

We've been to 3 semi finals of the UCL EVER.

Top of the Prem, could go 12 clear this weekend.

Can't be having this from our own fans who saw the pretty/ineffective football of the banter years.

Painful reading. Give it a rest.

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@Leeen7_ Usual suspects

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@_PhilCosta May not be negative but certainly need a bit more positivity or measured commentary from the big voices in the space as we approach the end of the season. We need you to hold it together. We are volatile enough as a fanbase

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@CrimeLdn Usual suspect