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[Stan @Relics]

Why is @FoxNews employing Tucker Carlson who attacks brave women who choose to serve in our military when he never served a single day? The constant bigotry put out by @FoxNews and their host is sickening. #TuckerIsABigot

[Stan @Relics]

No finer example of someone willing to sell their soul to the devil for a little bit of power than Lindsey Graham... https://t.co/yroWCRB23T

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

Super-excited for the first day of the new Trump Administration.

How's it going so far?

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

For once, we agree. https://t.co/W7PLLBWVgr

[Stan @Relics]

Hey @BurgerKing, you got to stop the impossible whopper ads. The ads sound like a guy who just was told he has cancer and is coming to terms with it with a soundtrack. Doesn’t make me excited to go to BK... Just please pull the ads.

[Stan @Relics]

Live From #CPAC2021 The Trump Worship continues! #CPAC #TrumpIdol #CNN @cnnbrk

[Ron Perlman @perlmutations]

How ugly does a motherfucker have to be before the good people of Texas stop sending him to do their business? @SenTedCruz

[Stan @Relics]

This is the #ImpeachmentTrial for #TrumpImpeachment

[Stan @Relics]

Why is Lindsey Graham or Ted Cruz submitting questions to Trump attorneys when they’ve been meeting with them last night and today? Asking questions they helped make the answers for? Hmmm... 🤔 #ImpeachmentTrial2 #ImpeachmentTrial

[Stan @Relics]

I’m going to say someone on the Trump team recently downloaded iMovie to their iPad and still struggled with it. #ImpeachmentTrial #TrumpImpeachmentTrial

[Stan @Relics]

Anyone else find it funny Trumps lawyers are using clips from #CNN and #MSNBC to try to make some bullshit excuse, somehow now no longer being “fake news”? Suddenly they’re very credible to use in Trumps defense? #ImpeachmentTrial #TrumpImpeachmentTrial

[Stan @Relics]

Question to Trump lawyers. You say it was “pre-planned attack” by rioters. Interesting. And who was it that got the permits and spent $50 million telling people to go to DC on Jan 6 for a “wild time”? #ImpeachmentTrial #TrumpIsGuilty #ImpeachTrump

[Stan @Relics]

Did Trumps lawyer just say what I think he said and dismiss it with, “well, it was the 60’s”?!? #TrumpImpeachmentTrial #TrumpImpeachmentTrial

[Stan @Relics]

Hey Trump terrorist, did you just hear Trumps lawyer throw you all under the bus and say you’re idiots (“rubes”) that did everything on your own? How’s your glorious leader looking to you now? #TrumpIsGuilty #ImpeachmentTrial2

[Ron Perlman @perlmutations]

Dear America: did you watch the video Raskin showed of the insurrection? There are only three reasons you could have for not calling trumps conduct incitement: you’re blind, you’re stupid, or you are corrupt piece of shit.

[Ron Perlman @perlmutations]

Trumps lawyer holds his head every time he takes a sip of water so his clown hat doesn’t come off.

[Stan @Relics]

Him and Trump drink water so weird? Is this a new cult membership thing like a secret handshake or something? #ImpeachmentTrial

[Mrs D says Common Sense tells you...🌊🌐🍃 @Mrs_Cldh]

Why does he have to hold his head back to drink water?😂🤣😭😂🤣 #ImpeachmentTrial

[Stan @Relics]

Hey Mr. Schoen! Your client's other council (Rudy) on Jan 6 said "we need trial by combat". So who was wanting the blood sport and blood lust dumbass... #ImpeachmentTrial

[Stan @Relics]

Well, it's obvious that Castor is charging per word because he's just babbling some serious random bullshit out of his mouth. #ImpeachmentTrial #ImpeachmentDay