Tom

[Hasan Kwame Jeffries @ProfJeffries]

"Um, like, well, um, so, I read the thingy that my agent made me read. So, um, like, respectfully, that's what my agent said i believe. So, yeah, like, so, next question."

[Chuck Garfien @ChuckGarfien]

Jacob Gonzalez was pulled from the game after Murakami got hurt. He’s a SS but has played all four infield positions this season.

[Tom @Relient_T]

@JomboyMedia @VivalaZito

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@MeekPhill_

[𝕭𝖊𝖆𝖗𝕯𝖔𝖜𝖓 @B3ARDOWNN]

Packers, Commanders & Spurs fans coming out of nowhere to hate on Caleb

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@_TruthZone_

[Bet105 @bet_105]

The waiter at the Italian restaurant until I say “when”

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@espnkylew

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@GeneSteratore Wrong

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@HurtsDaGoat2

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@RapSheet Hahah nah he was fucked in the head before yesterday

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@TomPelissero

[Travis Akers 🇺🇸 @travisakers]

I don’t want a $2,000 check. I want the Epstein list, lower housing and grocery costs, and a competent Secretary of Defense.

[Tom @Relient_T]

@BreeceH

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@Riley_Gaines_

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@TroyAikman is a bitch

[Dave @davebftv]

Caleb Williams said he and Troy Aikman didn’t have their usual production meeting before Monday Night Football.

Williams was at Halas Hall late that evening, and by the time he finished and called Aikman, he didn’t answer — so the two never ended up connecting.

[Tom @Relient_T]

@FirstTake @MadDogUnleashed Moron. What does Tom Brady think about Caleb?

[Barstool Chicago @barstoolchicago]

OUR BALL

[Tom @Relient_T]

@RapSheet I just traded for Breece