Dr. Fred Garvin

Spreading joy and imparting my vast wisdom upon those who need it, if you don't need it, you're still getting it. Also, there's a good chance I'm a moron.

[Dr. Fred Garvin @RemedialFred]

@draloneboy You mean the way he used to rail against millionaires until he became one? Then he moved on to railing against billionaires. Just another hypocrite.

[Dr. Fred Garvin @RemedialFred]

@txsalth2o "If you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. If you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole."

[Dr. Fred Garvin @RemedialFred]

@RepJackKimble Challenge accepted.

[Dr. Fred Garvin @RemedialFred]

Is there a law that explains why, when pulling a pizza out of the oven, it drops face down on the oven door and all the toppings stick to it, so the pizza is completely inedible? Asking for a friend.

[Dr. Fred Garvin @RemedialFred]

@BuffaloKL Jesus Christ, just go root for another team you miserable fuck. "Fans" like you are so annoying acting like you know so much better than the people who's actually job it is to build and maintain these teams. Go fuck yourself.

[Dr. Fred Garvin @RemedialFred]

@patriot_apranik Sounds like a call for an A-19 Warthog.

[Dr. Fred Garvin @RemedialFred]

@DschlopesIsBack

[Dr. Fred Garvin @RemedialFred]

@kellykeegs Listen to the least talented member of Barstool piping up about something she knows nothing about. Kelly, you should just jump on your broom and fly away, there's probably a sandwich that needs to be made sonewhere.

[Dr. Fred Garvin @RemedialFred]

@PleaseMasai @OldTakesExposed That didn't end well.

[Dr. Fred Garvin @RemedialFred]

@ryanwhitney6 Haha!! Dude got owned by an actually hockey player who I'm pretty sure "does know puck".

[Dr. Fred Garvin @RemedialFred]

@xChris_Copx @BarstoolBigCat You can make yourself a certificate for that and display it next to your "we almost won" trophy.

[Dr. Fred Garvin @RemedialFred]

@BarstoolBigCat Did you know that if everything in your life is "the best", then nothing is the best? I can't decide which is larger, the number of times you say a person, place, or thing is the best, or the number of times Sas says yes in a conversation.

[Dr. Fred Garvin @RemedialFred]

@fisherj0331 @PFTCommenter Who gives a fuck where they're from? That has no bearing on what I said.

[Dr. Fred Garvin @RemedialFred]

@Nero Come on now, Daddy Yankee's got a couple of bangers.

[Dr. Fred Garvin @RemedialFred]

@ClyneJoseph @GuntherEagleman Guess what, you don't live in this country, so you don't get a vote on the subject, in other words, Fuck Off!!

[Dr. Fred Garvin @RemedialFred]

@DudespostingWs Watching them drag their limp bodies out the door is so satisfying.

[Dr. Fred Garvin @RemedialFred]

@WatchChad Not to mention, there is no way anyone could pee that neatly in the snow.

[Dr. Fred Garvin @RemedialFred]

@hen_ease Did Hank really drop a "no duh" in 2026?