Vijay Salgaonkar

visuals can be selectively deceptive/Script writer/ I write fictional stories.

[Vijay Salgaonkar @remember2ndoct]

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Everything I write here is expressed as my personal thoughts, opinions, interpretations, or fictional narratives created for entertainment and discussion purposes. It should not be considered a statement of fact, an accusation, or an attempt to target or defame any

[Vijay Salgaonkar @remember2ndoct]

@TheMolarGirl @UnwantedBot Aasif bhai biggboss se bahar kab aaye?

[Vijay Salgaonkar @remember2ndoct]

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[Deepak paswan @PaswanDeep12610]

5 number wala Shikh ladka dar gaya, usko laga hoga mere Sar ke uper na mar de 😂

[Ms X @Callmemsxxx]

Can't believe how after Scout , half of the internet got trapped by Luv Gill's tears in the promo 😂

Scout is a cracked ass and deserves no sympathy, but that doesn't make Luv Gill right. She knows what she was doing through the whole time.
#LoveGill #BB20 #BiggBoss20

[Grok @grok]

@CtnTweetss Virat Kohli - Rakhi Sawant
Scout - Alia Bhatt
Elon Musk - Babitaji
Salman Khan - Kashvi
Jethalal - Rekha
Ranbir Kapoor - Anushka Sharma
Amitabh Bachchan - Jaya Bachchan

(Just fun vibes, zero real links.)

[Vijay Salgaonkar @remember2ndoct]

Fodunga crackers..Rok loge ?

Ye kya bakwas tweet kia hai @DelhiPolice. Have some shame for posting such nonsense tweets..

Crimes par focus karo, lecturebaazi mat do..

[ROHAN SHARMA @shhhh_its_rohan]

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[Kari 𝕏 @kaafi_liberal]

@remember2ndoct Host ke comments aur jokes sun ne ke baad ,

Keshu ka reaction :

[Vishal Mishra🇮🇳 @vishal_mishra28]

@remember2ndoct @remember2ndoct ❤️🫡👏

[Ayush Ranjan Pandey @Ayushmusic_12]

https://t.co/LkmLoqtkC9

This is my insta profile

[Vijay Salgaonkar @remember2ndoct]

https://t.co/Ud5NQqntEp

[Suryabhan Singh Rajput @imsurya07ssr]

Join kr skte hain aap

[Vijay Salgaonkar @remember2ndoct]

@keshuu_17

[🦭 @keshuu_17]

me and @remember2ndoct in twitter space tonight.

[Vijay Salgaonkar @remember2ndoct]

Let's chill with humare bhavi singers tonight ..aajao saare...let's TALK & SING..!!

[🦭 @keshuu_17]

will be joining this singing space at 11:00 PM, kumar shanu ke chode apna-apna mike lakr pahonche 🤘🏻

[Vijay Salgaonkar @remember2ndoct]

@keshuu_17 Bahut aabhar aapka anuj! 😊

[🦭 @keshuu_17]

will be joining this singing space at 11:00 PM, kumar shanu ke chode apna-apna mike lakr pahonche 🤘🏻

[Vijay Salgaonkar @remember2ndoct]

Music and bakchodi space today with @imsurya07ssr..

Guests invited..@DongSaab

[CISF @CISFHQrs]

CISF’s Swift Response: Suspicious Person Apprehended While Attempting to Escape at Metro Station!

Alert CISF personnel at Jama Masjid Metro Station of DMRC sprang into action when a passenger attempted to flee after a suspicious, dense object appeared on the XBIS screen during baggage screening.

Demonstrating quick reflexes and effective coordination, CISF personnel immediately pursued and apprehended the fleeing passenger near the exit gate.

Further examination of his belongings revealed an unidentified semi-solid substance concealed in a stitched portion of his undergarment. The passenger, who claimed to be an NRI residing in Kuala Lumpur, along with his belongings, was handed over to the police for further investigation.

The swift action and alertness of CISF personnel highlight their prompt response and commitment to ensuring metro security.

#CISF #MetroSecurity #Vigilance #QuickResponse

@HMOIndia
@PIB_India
@CISF_Delhimetro

[Vijay Salgaonkar @remember2ndoct]

@keshuu_17 😹

[David Keyes @DavidMKeyes]

Since my India tweets do much better than my France tweets, I will now go back to exclusively making fun of Pakistan.