Remington Strassmore

Purveyor of rare antiquities, philanthropist, connoisseur of Andulucian tapas and guardian of taste.

[Remington Strassmore @RemingtonStras1]

Simply spiffing to be back in the normal swing of things post conference.

[Remington Strassmore @RemingtonStras1]

@clive_huxley @MisterChortle @LxryLfee Capital shout Chummers, Jives my butler can tie Grouse on all the perches and we could stand around blasting the S H and 1 T out of it.

[Remington Strassmore @RemingtonStras1]

@MisterChortle @Fi_LoFax @clive_huxley Simply spiffing to bump in to you today old boy - you've always the fashionista though I have to say I'm not to keen on your latest fad.

[Remington Strassmore @RemingtonStras1]

@MisterChortle @Fi_LoFax @clive_huxley Yes old boy, it's ok the postie delivered a new part!

[Remington Strassmore @RemingtonStras1]

@MisterChortle @Fi_LoFax @clive_huxley Yes though I did draw the line at one Philly looking at my motorised vehicle - I mean there are limits!

[Remington Strassmore @RemingtonStras1]

@MisterChortle @Fi_LoFax @clive_huxley It's actually how mer-people refer to their family "i.e. Sorry Triton I can't swim over tonight me Merkin are down from Ipswich."

[Remington Strassmore @RemingtonStras1]

@MisterChortle @Fi_LoFax @clive_huxley I know a chap called Chumley
Who has a thing for Jo Lumley
Despite his best efforts
With sugar and tablets
He could only manage
A semi

[Remington Strassmore @RemingtonStras1]

@MisterChortle @clive_huxley Chummers an oldie of our 1st day @ prep school - right before Huxley had his driver horse whip those oiks for looking at us, happy days.

[Remington Strassmore @RemingtonStras1]

@MisterChortle @clive_huxley @Fi_LoFax Will they have them in my size?

[Remington Strassmore @RemingtonStras1]

@MisterChortle @Fi_LoFax @clive_huxley Gerkin?

[Remington Strassmore @RemingtonStras1]

@MisterChortle @clive_huxley @Fi_LoFax He's vacationing at her Majesties expense! He found Mrs Quillian "interviewing" in the pantry & blew her brains out with Henry Martin .50

[Remington Strassmore @RemingtonStras1]

@MisterChortle Spiffing family motto old boy - heres one I've been working on.

[Remington Strassmore @RemingtonStras1]

@MisterChortle @clive_huxley Capital shot Chumley, hears one of us chatting up some local totty whilst posing as Siamese twins! @clive_huxley @MisterChortle

[Remington Strassmore @RemingtonStras1]

@MisterChortle @realDonaldTrump @clive_huxley Yes old Dickie Quin and I go way back - here's me and Dickie crashing out of the Brits after Dickie slipped an E into Enya's camomile.

[Remington Strassmore @RemingtonStras1]

@clive_huxley @MisterChortle @Fi_LoFax The Faux leather booties and the charming cravat are a nice touch In fact she does look familiar!

[Remington Strassmore @RemingtonStras1]

@MisterChortle @Fi_LoFax @clive_huxley Spiffing idea Chummers, though taking them auf can be a little tricky!

[Remington Strassmore @RemingtonStras1]

@clive_huxley @Fi_LoFax @MisterChortle

[Remington Strassmore @RemingtonStras1]

@Fi_LoFax @MisterChortle @clive_huxley A Pistachio version of model A would go splendidly with my new shirt and Cravat.

[Remington Strassmore @RemingtonStras1]

@MisterChortle @clive_huxley @filofax The new customs checks at Gatwick found a "radiator cleaner" I had accidentally packed in my trousers.

[Remington Strassmore @RemingtonStras1]

@MisterChortle @clive_huxley @filofax Just a quick post whilst one is in ones departure lounge - a most plez couple of days Bon voyage.