All Captain_No Boat

Joined twitter to find out what all the fuss is about only to find out its mostly fuss....(opinions are my own)

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@BeachDude80s @cnsnews @ForAmerica @ChelseaClinton Chelsea is too nice to call you out for your tweet but I’m not. You’re an asshole who should simply go away.

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@Mollyploofkins I’ll take “things that never happened” for 200 Alex

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@eagameover I’ll take “things Trump
never said” for 200 Alex.

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And so it begins. Our beloved #leafs start their quest for the greatest trophy in sports. A reimagined team with a new coach, new captain & new goalie start the long journey to bring Lord Stanley’s Cup home. Time to wake from our long summer slumber #leafsnation , ITS GAME DAY!

[bye bye @CakeWiz100]

Hey Ontario, don’t let these thief’s in your restaurants, and if you recognize them let the friend of humankind @TizzyEnt know. They walked out on their $350 tab in #BlueMountain .

#Collingwood
#WasagaBeach
#CraigLeith
#Alpine
#TinyTownship
#Thornbury
#Staynor
#Barrie
#Innisfil

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@townofoakville I have now called twice to have the sidewalk beside my house repaired and a month later it still looks like this! With kids walking down the sidewalk to go to school this is simply unacceptable.

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@ChaddingtonSC Toronto x 3, Dallas, Phoenix and Tampa

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@RichardHanania You sir are a dick.

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@MTGrepp Keep Jimmy Buffet’s name out of your f***ing mouth.

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I discovered Jimmy Buffett music in my early 20s in the bargain bin at a place called Cheapies on Yonge Street, a CD called Music You Know by Heart. At the time I didn’t know any of them by heart, but since then his music has been the soundtrack to my life. Sail on Jimmy, sail on

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There was only one true prophet and his name was Jimmy Buffett. Sail in Jimmy, sail on. Your music will live forever.

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@kfc ok your new fries are a home run!

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@billyjoel thank you for making the music that was such an important part of my life. I hope you enjoy a long and happy retirement. ❤️

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I too have decided not to accept the @MapleLeafs offer to be their next GM
#LeafsForever

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The Dubas era in Toronto is over. The team will march forward bc we are the faithful, we are #leafsnation and it’s always #LeafsForever

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Hey @MapleLeafs PLEASE bring back Joe Bowen and Jim Ralph!

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@mark_slapinski Or, stay with me now, maybe it’s time to have reasonable conversations with fellow Canadians about why they shouldn’t vote for Trudeau and not drive around with inappropriate flags?

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@CanesStats Time for the @MapleLeafs to waste the next 8

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@Wardgrantham @mark_slapinski A rich socialist mayor at that. She will bankrupt Toronto in 12 months and the exodus of people and business with money will be massive.

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@dubasworshiper @RightSideHockey @MinorMidgetGTHL And remember the Islanders offered him more money to stay so at least 2 NHL GMs thought he was worth it (and I agree with them btw).

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Hey @MapleLeafs in all seriousness, thanks for the amazing ride! I’ll be back in the second last row in section 323 cheering my heart out next season! #LeafsForever