John “Bluto” Blutarsky

Boomer Sooner | OU Alum | ΣΑΕ PC’ 09 Chaplin | wife and 2 sons | Sex haver | 4x ΑΓΔ Formal Attendee | #DrinkSapporo

[John “Bluto” Blutarsky @RemmyBrigsby]

Just peeped the craziest rack while the lady was driving and she caught me looking now she’s yelling at me how do I de-escalate? #lank

[John “Bluto” Blutarsky @RemmyBrigsby]

@ThadHazerfield don’t even go to a&m but these genuinely suck

[John “Bluto” Blutarsky @RemmyBrigsby]

@ChadFergurson13 Pikapp is gay as FUCK #rape

[John “Bluto” Blutarsky @RemmyBrigsby]

Is Pikapp just gay at every school? #obliterate #rapepikapp

[John “Bluto” Blutarsky @RemmyBrigsby]

@JT4206907 Got her next semester how fucked am I

[John “Bluto” Blutarsky @RemmyBrigsby]

Imagine your girlfriend finally posts you but puts a sticker over your face holy shit I’m sorry bro😭😭#nuke #fag

[John “Bluto” Blutarsky @RemmyBrigsby]

Ken Paxton deadass got butt raped #rapekenpaxton

[John “Bluto” Blutarsky @RemmyBrigsby]

#RAPEKENPAXTON

[John “Bluto” Blutarsky @RemmyBrigsby]

Porter Moser in the crib really got this fag feeling himself! #rapephidelt #anhialate #tarpsoff #swordsup

[John “Bluto” Blutarsky @RemmyBrigsby]

My girl’s roommate’s boyfriend of a week is trying to get her in ear talking about some “I’m a dick for going to the bar and drinking/doing drugs with my friends without her and that I’m not good for her” Should I put laxatives in his water so he shits all over the place? #lank

[John “Bluto” Blutarsky @RemmyBrigsby]

Gonna make a purchase and stuck between these two colors #lank which one I should get

[John “Bluto” Blutarsky @RemmyBrigsby]

At some random party lmk if I should snatch this (silverware in the microwave included) #lmk

[John “Bluto” Blutarsky @RemmyBrigsby]

My boy 2 v 1ing some foids is ts green #expand

[John “Bluto” Blutarsky @RemmyBrigsby]

Saw a dude dressed up as Samantha Fulnecky at a house party last night #expand

[John “Bluto” Blutarsky @RemmyBrigsby]

@BusterBuzzBoone “that shit goes so hard” #initiated

[John “Bluto” Blutarsky @RemmyBrigsby]

My homecoming date from freshman year of high school just gave birth to twins #drinkingtothat

[John “Bluto” Blutarsky @RemmyBrigsby]

Roommate left ts in the fridge and said I could have some #goldloot

[John “Bluto” Blutarsky @RemmyBrigsby]

Glad to see that Delt still classifies as the homosexual fraternity #obliterate #rapedelt

[John “Bluto” Blutarsky @RemmyBrigsby]

Update: some fat dude just pulled up and is currently trying to steal them no shots have been bought so far

[John “Bluto” Blutarsky @RemmyBrigsby]

my boys got onto some foids over under 5 minutes before they ask for a shot #lank