Remy Arblaster

[Dan White : Disability Campaigner / Author / ♿️ @Danwhite1972]

Gentle pre-budget reminder.

[The Purple Pimpernel @Eyeswideopen69]

“Nigel Farage claims young people have had their minds ‘poisoned’ with negative views about Britain.”

Young people think you’re a racist cunt.

And young people are right.

[Ryanair @Ryanair]

You going to update your tinder profile then?

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

my notes app on my phone has seen me at my worst

[carrie bradshaw @pradasunset]

me when i remember my future depends on me

[P 🍀 @paulyc86]

Due to her death, you will no longer receive a letter from the Queen for your 100th birthday. Instead, you will now receive a text from Prince Andrew when you turn 14

[bip @sour4pple]

Just discovered this little compartment under my grinder!! Do I throw this gross dust out??

[Leo 🤩 @leo_kardashian]

I can’t believe I weighed 8 lbs at one point 😞 What happened 💔💔💔

[LN @abernothing]

idk which phenomenon is funnier: guys who refuse to wear shorts no matter how hot it is or guys who only wear shorts even in freezing temperatures

[kiki @javapilled]

u cum in her mouth n she swallows, 5 min later she’s googling calories in semen wyd ?

[Remy Arblaster @RemyArblaster]

@Kerry_Sims_ @UHParamedic @UniofHerts @Ldn_Ambulance ahhh congratulations, i can’t wait to start properly 🥰🥰

[pill @nutfilled]

i love dick but i hate men