Remy Zimpfer

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[Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar]

Who needs help today?? I’m going to pick 3 random people who retweet this and send them $3,000 ♥️ Love you guys

[90 Day Beyoncé @TwittahFingerz]

How dare this dude cal the cops on his ex wife 3 times when this is the worst crime I've EVER seen #90DayFiance #90DayFianceHappilyEverAfter

[Remy Zimpfer @RemyZimpfer]

@pulte I’d legit be happy with $25 at this point lmao.

[Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar]

I’m gonna give away $5,000 to 3 random people who retweets this and follows me! ❤️ Quarantine is lasting way longer than expected and I wanna keep helping out. Love you guys ⭐️

[Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar]

I’m going to give away $30,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows Twitter Philanthropist @Pulte and Me!! (If you don’t follow us, we can’t DM you the money) Will show proof! Much love

[Remy Zimpfer @RemyZimpfer]

@Instacart you guys have HORRIBLE customer service. I understand the circumstances, however I just had 2 orders I spent over an hour on, got to the cash register and my card declined. I now have a 69 minute call wait time to get PAID and have my customers refunded. Be better.

[Stella Fosberg @StellaFozz]

Is anyone going to talk about how that girl pronounced Lingerie #Bachelor2020

[Remy Zimpfer @RemyZimpfer]

don’t get me wrong, I still adore some of my old classmates, but the absolute last thing I plan on doing this year, is attending my high school reunion 🥴 thanks, but no thanks lollllll

[Remy Zimpfer @RemyZimpfer]

@Garrett_Hileman @JeremiahBuoni @ChallengeMTV Touché, however I feel like he could rip someone in half (probably cry for an hour after that) but you knowwwwwww

[Remy Zimpfer @RemyZimpfer]

I need to know why @JeremiahBuoni isn’t on the @ChallengeMTV can someone plz tell me why. This man is a specimen. I need answers

[Remy Zimpfer @RemyZimpfer]

@denzeldion I just finished watching your Halloween costume video, and I’m over here like wow “I need his approval on mine” 😂

[Remy Zimpfer @RemyZimpfer]

@GeneralMills nothin says disappointment more than expecting to devour a whole box of strawberry sensation fruit roll ups, but when you open the box they’re all tropical tie-dye. The worst flavor. Come on guys. 😒

[Remy Zimpfer @RemyZimpfer]

If you don’t fuck with John Paul Jones, idfw. (@Tanner31593 don’t @ me)

[Remy Zimpfer @RemyZimpfer]

word of advice for wedding planning: don’t buy custom bridesmaid goodies too early on because they might end up in the trash lol

[Remy Zimpfer @RemyZimpfer]

wow I could be wrong but I think I just passed @LaurenGiraldo at jfk and i could straight DIE 😭

[Remy Zimpfer @RemyZimpfer]

wow this is such a *mood*

[James @CaucasianJames]

Doctor: You have 50 seconds to live

Me:

[Remy Zimpfer @RemyZimpfer]

#LohanBeachClub 🌊🤟🏽

[uNIQUE ✨🌹 @iamlaurans]

I gave my nephew a hot pickle since he was begging😂😂 this was his reaction....💀

[Remy Zimpfer @RemyZimpfer]

@Tanner31593 This is still one of the best tweets to ever exist FYI