Listen to me, you internet parasites! This is my account now! If you do not follow me this exact second, I will reach through this screen and tear your eyeballs off! You hear me?! FOLLOW ME!
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For those who are eediotic enough to believe i've partaken myself in a fancy ass reboot, NO I WAS NOT. It's actually my inbred cousin that was trained to mimick my every move