Renate ♡

She needed a hero, so that's what she became. CA(SA).

[Renate ♡ @RenateJacobs]

@City_Press With all due respect, let’s talk about hiking rates after the irregular expenditure has been addressed. Let’s also talk about the directors’ salaries, while we’re busy. (Source: FY2021 AFS for Eskom Holdings. Pages 19 and 104 respectively.)

[alice @tayflorencism]

what's the most insane lyric to start the song with and why is it “who's gonna stop us from waltzing back into rekindled flames if we know the steps anyway?”

[Maya Angelique👑 @moneyymaya]

“The messiest bitch you know is a man”

[Shahad13🐍🫶 @shahadmajili]

This man grew up watching men fumble her and he went like nah I hold on to things for a living

[💭 @thinkergilmore]

learning she wrote this about rory gilmore and jess mariano makes so much sense

[Alan Cole @AlanMCole]

Rental car companies seem so insanely helpless at their one job. You show up at the airport, reservation in hand, and they’re like “wait really? You wanted a car? Sorry, you totally caught me off guard.”

[Renate ♡ @RenateJacobs]

@poisonmedom @druidDUDE Oh honey

[S I M P H I W E Y I N K O S I @oohsimmy]

Observation: Nothing drains a high performer faster than realizing their reward for excellence is cleaning up someone else's incompetence.

[theo ⚢ crw grey's s17 𖦹 @cornerrihaunt]

normalize mouthing the lyrics to the song in your headphones in public

[ɴᴀᴅɪ. @luvherout]

i know i'm getting older because going home taking a shower and going to sleep make my day 😭😂

[skyee 🍒 @skyeeebby]

men be like, “idk what you want me to say” BITCH SAY SORRY

[Laylah 🇵🇸 @lazyorlaylah]

Men are purely logical and not emotionally driven 😂

[dior @statictheory]

me and my white girl music taste against the world

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Gemini season

[Ambre is Patient Zer0️⃣ @daylambre13]

1. YOU lured me
2. YOU hurt me
3. YOU taught me
4. YOU caged me
And then you called ME crazy???

[໊ @sonohoor]

all pleasures are guilty pleasures if you have high enough anxiety

[vivian @blewmarine]

i’m not even catholic i’m just into guilt recreationally

[LisaBarlowVEVO @jr0dcruz]

We had it so good. Wow.