Matt Render

Comedian

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Russia is currently asking China to provide them with military equipment.

If it's like the other stuff made in China, Russia is screwed.

#RussiaInvadedUkraine #RussianWarCrimesInUkraine #UkraineWar #Chinese #haha

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Walmart has recalled 10,000 bicycle helmets in fear they do not truly protect from head injury. If anyone does receive head injury from the faulty helmets, Walmart has offered compensation with a job as a door greeter.

#Walmart #RECALLED #recalls #haha #safe #joke

[Matt Render @RenderComedy]

The omission of Norm Macdonald and Bob Saget from the 2022 Oscars Memoriam was by far the biggest slap in the face of the evening.

#Oscars2022 #SlapChrisRock #NormMacdonald #bobsaget

[Matt Render @RenderComedy]

What if Will Smith was just going for a high-five?

#WillSmith #chrisrockwillsmith #Oscars2022 #JadaPinkett

[Matt Render @RenderComedy]

@Darrenjokes @crooked_forest Thanks a lot Darren, now my computer is covered with spewed up coffee.

[Matt Render @RenderComedy]

@crooked_forest Is this a #joke?

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The slap was so loud, he won an Oscar and a grammy #haha #GRAMMYs

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Things got hairy after Will Smith slapped Chris Rock for a joke made about his wife's alopecia. The situation was so stressful, she started losing hair on her arms.

#oscars #WillSmithAssault #willsmithchrisrock #Oscars #Oscars2022 #Oscar #ChrisRock #LAPD

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MacDonalds, Coke, Pepsi and Starbucks have all pulled out of Russia which is another way of saying:

Russia is on more than just an 'ethnic cleanse'.

#Russia #UkraineWar #WARINUKRAINE #PutinIsaWarCriminal #PutinWarCrimes #Zelenskyy
#haha #funny

[Matt Render @RenderComedy]

Vancouver has just unveiled a 'statue-less' statue--an empty statue base-- to highlight the lack public statues or monuments dedicated to women.

This is yet another example of women making a big deal out of nothing.
#InternationalWomensDay #InternationalWomensDay2022
#funny

[Matt Render @RenderComedy]

Gas has become so expensive, rappers are now drinking it in music videos.

#Toronto #Canada #CanadaHasFallen #oilprice #joke #funny #comedy

[Matt Render @RenderComedy]

Toronto has finally lifted vaccine passports, meaning the un-vaxxed can once again go to restaurants, despite having no friends or family left to go with them.

#Ihavenofriends

#jokes #mandates #Toronto #CanadaTruckers #Canada #CANADAFREEDOMCONVOY #comedy

[Matt Render @RenderComedy]

Victoria’s Secret has announced their first ever cover girl with Down Syndrome.

She’s still highly intelligent when put next to all the other models.

#NotJustAPrettyFace

#jokes #victoriassecret #DownSyndrome #haha #comedy

[Matt Render @RenderComedy]

A new Chinese musical act, 'The Produce Pandas' are the countries first ever 'plus-sized' boy band.

This has inspired some other Chinese boy bands such as the 'Backstreet Bok-Choys' 'Wonton Direction' and the 'Shanghai Noodle Kids on the Block'.

#Food #haha #producepandas

[Matt Render @RenderComedy]

A man at freedom convoy protest was arrested for throwing feces.

This 'PEEceful' protest has just turned into a 'POOpful' protest.

#EndTheMandatesNow #TruckersForFreedom2022 #TruckerConvoy2022 #ConvoyForFreedom

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@RuthieTheNurse that is the Effing joke you silly person.

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Whoopee Golberg is under fire foursome 'insensitive'
remarks she made on the Holocaust. With a last name like 'Goldberg' everyone expected better from her.

#whoopiegoldberg #whoopsie #Whoopi #WhoopiGoldberg #haha #funny

[Matt Render @RenderComedy]

Serious investigations are underway after Canadian monuments were desecrated during the trucker convoy, including a Terry Fox statue, who had his amputated leg replaced with an able-bodied statue's leg.

#convoy #convoytoottawa2022 #Convoy2022 #FluTrucksClan #FluTruxKlan

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In order to avoid conflict, Trudeau has conceded to allowing unvaccinated truckers the right to still use truck stop bathroom glory holes.

#FluTrucksKlan #FluTruxKlan #flutruxclan #FluKluxKlan #TruckersForFreedom2022 #TruckerConvoy2022 #TruckersConvoy2022 #TruckersConvoy2022

[Matt Render @RenderComedy]

With all the hate against truckers right now in Canada, trucker hats have officially become the new KKK robes.

#TruckerConvoy2022 #TruckerforFreedom #trucker #Truckers #lol #funny