Renée Ardiente

New York-born, Toronto-raised, Heaven-bound. Words (often), pictures (sometimes), and notes (the rest of the time). Intentionally uncool since 1985.

[Renée Ardiente @ReneeArdiente]

dog days are over https://t.co/KLB2N0YXku

[Renée Ardiente @ReneeArdiente]

Happy ninth birthday to my favorite snobby tea date. 💖 #backgroundneko #lysieslittlemoments @ Windsor Arms Hotel https://t.co/k0q66PnL0r

[Renée Ardiente @ReneeArdiente]

Yep, we are.
Happy birthday, nerd! 🎉 https://t.co/iz3m84VZ7y

[Renée Ardiente @ReneeArdiente]

Pastry #lategrams:
• that time we almost bought an entire baking tray full of croissants and brioches because we can’t be trusted with grown-up decisions
• subarctic temperatures will not… https://t.co/USjJv9A8Zd

[Renée Ardiente @ReneeArdiente]

Realizing that I kind of can't even with the Twitter right now, on many fronts. Going to take a breather - see y'all on the other side.

[Renée Ardiente @ReneeArdiente]

This is the first time since moving in that the three of us have had the opportunity to go to Mass at the same time - and to spend an entire day together, period. Thankful for these girls… https://t.co/4lFTFsoNO7

[rob fee @robfee]

We're honestly supposed to believe that no one can tell the difference between the regular moon and super moon?

[Renée Ardiente @ReneeArdiente]

*checks Twitter*

*drinking intensifies*

[Renée Ardiente @ReneeArdiente]

@grammadubie is a national treasure. #LeafsForever

[Marietta Dubas @grammadubie]

Toronto Maple Leafs @MapleLeafs play host to Arizona tonight,it's time Mathews,Marner,Tavares and Kadri, show them what sunburn is,let's put the puck in the net.#GoLeafsGo,letsgetiton..

[Joél Leon. @JoelakaMaG]

come with peace
come in peace

leave with love.

[Sportsnet @Sportsnet]

The NFL’s conference title games are setting up to be so epic you could re-cast them as an all-out battle between houses in Game of Thrones.

So we did.
https://t.co/P3QqAbAQ4Z

[Renée Ardiente @ReneeArdiente]

WOW OKAY HI

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

#AlwaysWithUs

[Renée Ardiente @ReneeArdiente]

The original Super Mario Bros., which was on a cartridge with Duck Hunt. (AND CAME WITH THE ZAPPER!)

[Renée Ardiente @ReneeArdiente]

Imma just be straight-up here - this is not how Catholic schools work, nor is it how Catholicism works.

[Andrew Kimmel @andrewkimmel]

Here is another infuriating clip from the MAGA mob of kids from #CovingtonCatholic

An indigenous man politely reminds them they are on stolen land and a student responds, “Land gets stolen. That’s how it works. It’s the way of the world.” via @ka_ya11 IG #IndigenousPeoplesMarch

[Eater NY @EaterNY]

A woman read 20,000 Yelp reviews as part of her master’s studies. Her finding? Reviewers’ obsession with "authenticity" is white supremacy in action https://t.co/fw8oMJ5TXA

[Word on Fire @WordOnFire]

From #KingdomHearts to #Fortnite, key human desires manifest themselves in video game culture. https://t.co/raiJuGeCc1

[Laurs @sadgirlieLo]

Have you hugged your tendy today?

[Mike Holmes @Make_It_Right]

My son @mike_holmesjr ‘s friend is a licensed electrician and was working at a mall. A father and son walked by and the father said “This is why you need to go to school. So you don’t end up like him.”
We’ve got to change our perception of the skilled trades.

[Nick DeSouza @NickDeSouza_]

When Kadri, Matthews, and Tavares are on the ice together